People have been calling Mr. Funk the new Zac Efron ever since Nickelodeon tapped him to star in the studio’s new musical Spectacular! Teen girls are starting to go ga-ga, but it seems that the Canadian sex fairy has been garnering a different sort of fan base for years.
Gruesome gossip blogger Perez Hilton learned from one of his well-lubed sources that Mr. Funk was a stripper at the trashy gay bar MJs before God burned the bar down a couple years ago. “Nolan went by the name of JT,” the source tells Perez. “He has a giant uncut cock!”
Wannabe Zac Efron’s Secret Gay Past Revealed! (Perez Hilton)
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.