People have been calling Mr. Funk the new Zac Efron ever since Nickelodeon tapped him to star in the studio’s new musical Spectacular! Teen girls are starting to go ga-ga, but it seems that the Canadian sex fairy has been garnering a different sort of fan base for years.
Gruesome gossip blogger Perez Hilton learned from one of his well-lubed sources that Mr. Funk was a stripper at the trashy gay bar MJs before God burned the bar down a couple years ago. “Nolan went by the name of JT,” the source tells Perez. “He has a giant uncut cock!”
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