Nickolay Petrov Thinks Prison is Super Boring

Not even a month has passed since Nickolay began serving his 20-year sentence in a federal prison, but the porn star is already desperate for ways to fill his free time. Nickolay’s manager says that the porn star felon is also depressed that he hasn’t gotten laid in two years, and that he was framed for a crime he didn’t commit. And only one fan has written so far, which saddens Nickolay even more. As the bird in a cage told his manager: “You have no idea what it’s like for everyone to forget you — even your family.”

So he’s looking for more pen pals. Maybe you can send him a letter asking for pec isolating tips? Or tips on how to best fracture an elderly couple’s skulls with a hammer? Who knows — if he’s ever awarded a conjugal visit, Nickolay may just decide to show you how grateful he is for the letters. (Oh, and Nickolay would like to add that he’s innocent and was framed, or something.)

His address is:

Edmon Vardanyan 49886018
Citrus County Jail
2604 Woodland Ridge Dr
Le Canto Fl 34461

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