Have you heard about the massive wang that’s featured in Nintendo’s new Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury game?!
Before you get too excited, you need to know that it’s not an actual cock. I mean, it’s a Nintendo game, not Cyberpunk. As much as we might want to see it, Mario is probably never going to officially show us his mushroom head!
The wang in this new game comes in the form of a stone bridge that’s surrounded by lava. Take a look below:
This cock-shaped area was actually featured in the original game, Super Mario 3D World, and become a small internet sensation when gamers discovered its phallic shape.
Nintendo apparently didn’t have a problem with everyone thinking their game had a dick in it since they decided to still include this bridge in the remake. Here’s hoping that this trend continues and we get a full dick-themed land in the next major Mario game!
