Hey guys, Garrett Michaels here from Next Door Studios. First off, I want to extend my gratitude to the editors of The Sword for allowing me the space to share my side of the story in regards to what happened (or what didn’t happen, actually) in Cancun with The Sword’s new intern, Chelsea. Let me be clear: I did not have sex with Chelsea. In fact, I have never even met Chelsea.
Chelsea’s blog post last week about the ethics of a blogger sleeping with a gay porn star (I’m reluctant to use the word “gay” since I’m straight and proud of it, but for the purposes of this rebuttal, I suppose it’s alright) wasn’t just disingenuous (as if she really cares about “ethics”—she’s an intern at a gay porn blog)—it was a flat out lie. I have never been to Cancun. I have never had a one-night stand. And I have no idea who Chelsea even is. A friend at Next Door Studios forwarded me Chelsea’s blog post the other day asking me if it was true, and I was shocked. Why would someone go to such lengths to just completely make something up about someone? I don’t get it.
Not only were Chelsea’s lies downright nuts, they were extremely damaging to me on a personal level. The fact of the matter is, throughout the month of April and Spring Break when Chelsea claims we had our one-night stand, I was actually helping to care for my sick grandmother in Indiana. During these challenging weeks, I had to leave my girlfriend home alone waiting for me here in California. So just imagine how confusing these last few days have been, trying to explain to my girlfriend that no, I was not “secretly” in Cancun having an affair with an intern, I truly was tending to my dying grandmother! Luckily, my girlfriend’s faith and trust in me is stronger than the sick ramblings of a college intern.
You might actually know my girlfriend. Her name is Brittney Bunny.
Me and Brittney’s first scene together for Next Door Studios was released last week, and it’s quite a coincidence that Chelsea published her little story right around the same time. I was warned from the onset that there are some real crazies in this industry—the fans, the scene partners, the studio heads, you name it. But I never thought it would be an intern blogger who would come for me first. But when you look like I do, I guess you have to be prepared for anything—and anyone.
Brittney and I have been to hell and back, and we aren’t about to let Chelsea or anyone else tear us apart. After my grandmother passed in May, Brittney was really there for me—just like I was really there for Brittney after the breast reconstruction surgery she had to get following a botched boob job.
I guess I should be thankful to Chelsea for being such a pathological liar. Since her deceitful blog post, the bond between Brittney and me has grown stronger than ever. And I think that’s evident in our new scene for Next Door Studios. Check it out and enjoy. Especially you, Chelsea.
[Next Door Studios: Brittney Bunny & Garrett Michaels]
[Editor’s Note: In light of the above statements from Garrett Michaels, The Sword has decided to terminate Chelsea’s employment, effective immediately. We wish her well in her future endeavors.]