No, Jason Crystal, Your Mom Does Not Have Cancer

The reason I didn’t write up male madame David Forest’s press release is because it smelled like diahrrea. But now it’s been covered elsewhere so I’ll have a go. Here’s the text from Forest’s mass email:

Jason Crystal: His 1st Year’s XXX Work Was To Pay His Mom’s Cancer Bills… AND, in order to make as much money as possible in a short time period (his Mom’s cancer needed immediate care) … he told each employer that “their” shoot was his 1st project … and used a different name for each company.  He ended up working for 17 different producers, doing whatever gay sex activities it took to get the top pay possible…

Maybe there was pressure to make excuses for Jason’s very, very prolific first year because some people, like me, were amused by Jason’s massive roster of noms de porn. But the thing is, there’s no need for excuses. Jason is hot; he can fuck on camera as often as he wants. And if excuses are necessary, do you really need to go with mom cancer?

"I don’t make up these things," David Forest felt compelled to add. So Unzipped (the magazine folded but the blog lives on) published the story in good faith. Within minutes, multiple industry sources had responded with a "Bull to the shit." One producer stated:

Jason Crystal has no relationship with his family, much less his mother, who never had cancer.

The same producer confirmed to me that he’s "99.9% sure this is nonsense." So let’s all please learn from this, because if I have to write the phrase "mom cancer" again, it’s going to start to fuck with my Google indexing.
 

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3 thoughts on “No, Jason Crystal, Your Mom Does Not Have Cancer”

  1. Yea, I think Crystal should have every right to get money from them the way he did.

    Lie about your sexual history–it is comical considering it is porn!

    jerks…. You have to be a
    ‘first time’ bottom to get better pay!

    I think all models should just start lying and get more money for the work they do.

    Companies pay your models the fair share of work, and stop using incentives for first timers! Pay everyone the same, dickheads!

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