6 thoughts on ““No one loves a hooker with a dick under her dress more than a closeted Republican.””
mister reality
That wasn’t irony or comedy. It’s freaking REAL. A good buddy has flown across country (he sex-works as a transvestite). The money is insane if you can keep the hours. He made something like $2400/day at $300/hr. And those Republicans were ALL, yes ALL bottoms. (note, this was a few years ago. His rates might be higher now just like his morals :)
That wasn’t irony or comedy. It’s freaking REAL. A good buddy has flown across country (he sex-works as a transvestite). The money is insane if you can keep the hours. He made something like $2400/day at $300/hr. And those Republicans were ALL, yes ALL bottoms. (note, this was a few years ago. His rates might be higher now just like his morals :)
Ok, those interviews weren’t even filmed in Tampa. Tampa prostitutes don’t look that good. Comeon!
Ricky’s performance is fabulous.
The Onion’s best work indeed!
Hilarious. Thanks so very much for posting. Too, too funny.
What’s the name/number of the Asian lad? Need to make an appointment! LOL