“No one loves a hooker with a dick under her dress more than a closeted Republican.”

No one! Easily The Onion’s best work in years. Re-watching it to catch all the chyrons is a must.

6 thoughts on ““No one loves a hooker with a dick under her dress more than a closeted Republican.””

  1. That wasn’t irony or comedy. It’s freaking REAL. A good buddy has flown across country (he sex-works as a transvestite). The money is insane if you can keep the hours. He made something like $2400/day at $300/hr. And those Republicans were ALL, yes ALL bottoms. (note, this was a few years ago. His rates might be higher now just like his morals :)

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