Not Again! Another Gay Porn Star Goes “Milking”; Drinks Milk From An Asshole

Sorry. Add Jay Roberts to the list of gay porn stars who are indulging in 2013’s hottest and creamiest trend: Milking. Will it ever end? Should it? Which gay porn star would you like to milk? Which gay porn star’s asshole would you like to drink milk out of?

[Jay Roberts via Justin Monroe]

 

17 thoughts on “Not Again! <em>Another</em> Gay Porn Star Goes “Milking”; Drinks Milk From An Asshole”

  1. I’d don’t give a fuck. Jay Roberts is probably the 2nd sexiest gay man in porn at the moment AND HE’S PROUDLY GAY!! And it’s not like this milking thing is new – the straight industry has been doing it for years, just like gaping. It’s actually shocking sometimes how far apart perverts can find themselves.

  2. ” Someone ” made a terrible job in Jay’s pubes. It’s the worst depilation that I ever see. I can’t decide if it results ridiculous or gross. A trim would be fine or even a ‘ brazilian wax ‘… Not that lone little black cloud.

  3. A warning to the guys at Treasure Island Media – before you get any bright ideas, some of us will draw the line at chocolate milk.

  4. Are you sure it’s even milk?

    Given the increasing religious, ethnic and dietary diversity in gay porn models, added to the cinematographic obligations of HD (in which milk doesn’t film well because it is too transparent), I’m calling shenanigans on all this.

    Also, given the amount of make-up, bleaching agents and false tan used on the inestimable asses of these models, there must be health and safety considerations. While we can all take a moment to stop and reflect on the death of a beautiful young man involved in porn because of HIV or drug overdoses or suicide, there is no way that ‘death from tanning-solution poisoning’ would be treated with the same seriousness. (I understand that this is a crass point to make, but it’s true, nonetheless.)

    I know you’re not looking for a Pulitzer (had you at the ‘Pull’, lost you at the ‘itzer’), there’s an investigative report to be done, Mr Zach, sir.

    Are these studios using milk or are they using substitutes? Are the transluscent white fluids on display here the expression of the udderrs of cows, goats, camels or ewes? Or are they the shoddy, man-made facsimiles of flour and water (reducing porn models to nothing more than ‘dough-boys’ or – were they the young cattle of cowboys: ‘lil doggies’) or hipster imbibers of soya, rice or (shudder) almond ‘milk’?

    There’s a scandal to be uncovered here, Mr Zach, sir.

    If Cody Cummings has been pretending all these weeks to have had ‘milk’ poured down his buttocks – when in fact it is a pasty Vegan alternative – well, I think we both know his porn career would never survive that kind of deceit.

    As I hand this baton to you, Mr Zach, sir, I stand and salute you. Be the journalist you were always meant to be. Grab your destiny in your two strong hands (OK, the grip might be a bit tighter on the right hand)and march forward to your investigative journalist future. Huzzah!

      1. Oh fuck you. I know that it’s probably heavily photoshopped. I still want to know who was the model for it. Troll harder bitch.

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