When I say I fucking hate this, I truly mean that I fucking haaaate this.
A truly revolting TikTok is making its way around gay Twitter that features a man, Peter, showing off the features of his “gay apartment.” What he ends up actually showing us is a horrifying cooking tutorial where he uses a douche bulb as a baster for a cornish hen. He starts the tutorial by calling the bulb a “mini baster” and using it to suck up loose juice and baste his little bird.
And yes, we understand this video is a joke, but it’s a disgusting joke. We just have no many questions about what really happened here. Is that a used bulb? Did Peter buy a new bulb just for this TikTok? Did he buy that hen just for this TikTok? Did he eat the hen after he used the bulb? Did he use the bulb on himself after he sucked up all that hen juice? Did he really have to put the bulb in his mouth at the end?!?!
I frickin threw up pic.twitter.com/86XMRdszGu
— S (@salvucciodamico) June 17, 2020
After digging into some comments we discovered some answers to our questions that put our minds at ease. While there are still a lot of unanswered questions about this cooking tutorial, we can at least be at peace with knowing that this was an unused bulb. Peter commented on his video that the douche was “brand new.”
— some account (@Some__account) June 17, 2020
And in case you’re wondering, part one of this man’s “gay apartment” TikTok series also involves some cleaning equipment. He’s seen in part one watering his plants with a special shower attachment that we’re sure isn’t intended for watering house plants…
https://twitter.com/alplicable/status/1273126153360990208
What do you think of these TikTok videos? Are they funny or gross? Have you ever used a douche for any purpose outside of its intended use? Sound off in the comments below.
“A truly revolving TikTok is…” Don’t you mean revolting?
Oops – thank you for catching that! The post has been updated.
Better than the shitty posts and pushing people to like whoever you endorse ! They don’t even look good and throwing their opinions on to their face it feels so weird when the good looking hot porn stars are keeping up shut and you guts endorse people who don’t even make me hard ! Like Don’t even look half good ! Like Ricky Larkin for example and Jake Nicola and Skyy Konx has nothing but his body ! Porn stars used to look like movie actors and then we got good looking people now everyone is doing porn and you guys are promoting shitty people !
Some guys just cannot help themselves. But this is not as gross as it sounds. Remember the old turkey baster? I remember gays using that for their piss and injecting it in ass. They don’t call them freaks for nothing!
It’s FUNNY! It’s eyebrow raising lowbrow humor and incredibly juvenile but it’s still FUNNY! Those humorless wienies should stop clutching their pearls and hyperventilating and GET. A. LIFE!