Now That “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Is Over, Will Military-Themed Gay Porn Be Less Relevant?

Wasn’t the biggest appeal of military-themed gay porn the fact that men serving their country seen servicing each other was something of a fantasy? A taboo? Something that could never happen out in the open? Now that gay men in the military can serve openly, they’ll be sucking each other’s cocks in plain sight, on the decks of aircraft carriers, in the mess halls, and probably even right on the battlefield if they simply can’t control themselves (and let’s be honest, they can’t—they’re gay men).

Beginning today, even straight service members will partake in gay sex publicly, because, why not? A mouth is a mouth, and since they can’t be kicked out now, what’s to stop anyone from having gay sex whenever and wherever they want, with whomever they want? What’s to stop gay service members from turning straight service members into homosexuals after giving them amazing blowjobs? Nothing.

With the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell,” seducing a straight sailor has suddenly lost its edge. After years of being forced to live a lie, there will be no more angst-fueled hook-ups in darkened bunkers. And the worst part? The military guys doing gay porn on ActiveDuty.com probably won’t even be outed and subsequently fired from their jobs anymore. What happened to the mystery? The demoralizing discrimination? The fun? I ask you, is being “out and proud” as erotic as being ashamed and afraid? At the end of the day, is having “equal rights” really more important than having sexy secrets?

You can always remember the good times with this assortment of military-themed gay porn, and here’s Erik Rhodes and Jude Collin in Fleet Week.

 

8 thoughts on “Now That “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Is Over, Will Military-Themed Gay Porn Be Less Relevant?”

  1. I actually found this article to be a bit offensive. Maybe I misunderstood your intent and it’s supposed to be sarcasm. Maybe I’m just tired. I really hope so.

    1. I have to agree. I saw where you were going with it, until you questioned equal rights at the risk of losing “sexy secrets.” maybe this is your dry sarcasm that was kicking in, but i personally don’t think nothing will change. men in uniform, including a uniform of someone in the armed forces, will always be around as it is a fetish. I just hope that there’s less storyline and more fucking. I pay to watch sex not something that wants an Oscar.

      does this mean sexual orientation will, or will not be a question that you are required to answer when applying for armed forces?

      1. sxg, in regards to your question, I came into the Army in 1997, and that question of orientation was not being asked at that time as far as the Army was concerned. The question was still on the official paperwork, but was usually marked through by the recruiters and at the time, they could not legally ask the question.

  2. I know you jest Zach, but we still have that pesky UCMJ to abide by; so there will be no public fuckings or blatant seductions. In fact, I expect very little will change. And there can still plenty hot military themed porn, the studios just need to be more creative with their story telling. On a side note, I wish the studios would use the the newer uniforms to make it more realistic. And if Ricky Sinz had been in my unit, I certainly would’ve been a victim of DADT! He’s beastly hot!

  3. Military porn isn’t going anywhere.. the studios paid good money for those sets and costumes. They have a good 10 or so years use before they donate them to some amateur theatre company

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