Ranking The ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ Cast: Who Is The Hottest Heist Hunk?

When we found out that this week marked the 19th anniversary of the iconic film Ocean’s Eleven, we knew that it was a perfect opportunity to come to this blog and talk about how hot this cast is. So, for today’s perverted list, we’re going to rank the sexiest members of the Ocean’s Eleven cast.

We’re judging these heist-loving hunks by their hotness, by how much we want them to invade our vaults, and by how far they can make our Bellagio fountain squirt. Their sex appeal will be judged in combination of how they look in the original movie, how they look today, and honestly however we feel like ranking them. We’ll see how this turns out!

Out of respect for the late Bernie Mac and the recently deceased Carl Reiner, we will be leaving them off of this list. Instead, we will be focusing our time on the rest of the “eleven” and a few others that we’ve decided to throw in just for the hell of it. Check out this full ranking below and be sure to let us know your own ranking down in the comments!

11) Casey Affleck (Virgil Malloy)

If Brie Larson isn’t going to clap for you at the Oscars then we’re not going to place you anywhere above dead last on this list.

10) Eddie Jemison (Livingston Dell)

Apologies to Eddie for putting him so low on this list. There’s a good chance that he’s a really cool guy, but we haven’t seen him in anything besides these movies and his character isn’t the most fuckable person out there.

9) Topher Grace (Topher Grace)

We’re throwing in Topher and Andy Garcia to make this list a true eleven-man event. And we know Topher is barely in this movie (he plays himself at the very beginning of the film), but we’re honestly kinda into him when he’s growing in that ridiculous looking beard.

8) Matt Damon (Linus Caldwell)

He’s fine, but not our cup of tea… Next!

7) Elliott Gould (Reuben Tishkoff)

Young Elliott is hot. Older Elliot is hot. All versions of Elliot are hot. Plus, we really just want to be able to live our full Friends fantasy and fuck Ross’ dad. It’s just that simple.

6) Shaobo Qin (“The Amazing” Yen)

Shaobo Qin is this franchise’s only real twink and he’s honestly cute as all fuck, so we had to show him some love – even if his cameo in Ocean’s 8 is one of the worst parts of an already meh movie.

5) Andy Garcia (Terry Benedict)

Everyone is sleeping on how attractive this man is. Not only is he fuckable in this film, but he’s also hot as hell in his more recent projects like Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again and Book Club. I mean, if he’s good enough for Cher and Diane Keaton in those movies, he’s good enough for any of us.

4) Don Cheadle (Basher Tar)

If we’re getting into bed with Don Cheadle, then that iconic Basher accent needs to be included with the dirty talk. An absolute necessity! See more of Don & his best on-screen nude moments!

3) Scott Caan (Turk Malloy)

Scott is barely in the movie and when he is in it, he’s usually in a dumb costume, but that doesn’t make him any less hot! We really wish one of those costumes showed off his beautiful ass that he was displaying for us in Varsity Blues, but alas, there was no ass! See more of Scott & his best on-screen nude moments!

2) Brad Pitt (Robert “Rusty” Ryan)

You already knew that Brad and George were going to take ownership of the top two spots on this list and we made the controversial yet brave decision to place Brad at number two. Maybe if this were an Ocean’s Twelve ranking and we could consider his steamy scenes with Catherine Zeta-Jones, then he would have taken the top spot, but this isn’t that, so he gets number two! See more of Brad & his best on-screen nude moments!

1) George Clooney (Danny Ocean)

We don’t know what is it about this man, but we want to fuck him in basically every role he’s ever been in. He can get it while firing people in Up in the Air, he can get it while putting on his nipple-clad super suit in Batman & Robin, and he can especially get it while he’s calming walking around a casino in a sexy suit in this movie. See more of George & his best on-screen nude moments!