It has come to my attention that CockyBoy Tayte Hanson, whose loyal fan following has consistently voted him the hottest newcomer of the year (so far), is making some kind of art video starring himself.
It’s called ‘The Experience,’ it’s supposed to be out sometime this fall (on YouTube… for reasons that are not clear his Vimeo account got flagged, which is odd because they’re usually more lenient, but maybe it was all the butt bouncing), and he’s made a trailer with a voiceover done by himself that is totally eyeroll-worthy on every level.
The trailer starts with him in a mirror fixing his hair, and then deliberately putting on a white button-down shirt.
Then he gets a piece of junk mail that upsets him.
Then he sits down at a piano to play Chopsticks, and starts crying. The voiceover mumbles some inane shit like, “Remove yourself from the screen and search the universe, for where you seek I will be present.”
Oh but this all takes place in someone’s expensive apartment overlooking Central Park, so therefore it’s very serious.
Is this Tayte’s way of warning us that he plans on being a porntrepreneur himself in the style of a Michael Lucas or Jake Jaxson? Is this just Tayte’s way of making sure we all know, before he gets too involved in the porn world, that he is, at heart, a very serious artist?
Whatever the answer, I think you’ll agree: insufferable.
Previously: HOT OR NOT?: NEWLY MINTED COCKYBOY TAYTE HANSON