Oh, Nash Lawler

The Sword: Do you describe yourself as gay-for-pay?

Nash Lawler: No. When I first started doing porn, I told people that I was straight. But I was 18 years old, and things have changed. Sexuality is all about progression, but I got pigeon-holed right out of the gate. And it’s still the only way I’m described, over and over again. And it’s pissing my fans off because they think I’m just having sex for the money. But what porn star isn’t? We’re trying to make a living. So if the fans have a problem with that they can come on over to my side of the fucking curb and we can talk.

TS: Um, that sounds like a physical threat.

NL:
Yes, that is a very phsyical threat.

TS: Okay. Well, if you’re not straight, then what are you?

NL: I’m omnissexual. All ways, all colors. I’m a pervert. I’m a deviant. My sexuality is Nash Lawler.

TS: So tell me the last time you fucked a dude in your personal life?

NL: December of 2007.

TS: See, Nash, here’s the thing. I don’t know a single dude who’s anywhere near gay who would go that long without fucking a guy.

NL: Well I haven’t fucked a girl for pleasure in forever either. I’m not a very sexual dude.

TS: But you just said you were an omnisexual perv deviant!

NL: I guess I am, but I find ways of dealing with my horniness.

TS: So what do you do up there in your cabin in the woods of Sonoma County?

NL: It’s very uneventful. I take my melotonin, I go to sleep and then I’ll wake up at 2:30 in the morning, and I’ll be masturbating. I sleep-jack.

TS: You sleep-turbate?

NL: I do.

TS: What about when you’re awake. What do you think about when you jerk off?

NL: Usually I’m in the shower with two fingers up my ass, and I’m jerking off with conditioner.

TS: Anything more than two fingers ever?

NL: Um. Buttplug, ass-beads…

TS: You don’t sound like you’re as slutty as you’d have everybody think.

NL: Listen, I know I’m a good-looking guy. If I want to go out and get a good-looking guy or girl, a transsexual, a giraffe, a zebra, you know? A koala. I could go out and fuck anything, but I just don’t do it. So I’m not really on the market, but then again, everyone knows that I’m on the market. So it’s a weird thing that’s happening. My life is weird. Nash Lawler’s life is strange.

TS: Have you ever made out with a random dude at a bar?

NL: Yeah, I have. For me kissing is really erotic, so it’s emotionally riskier than just getting my dick sucked.

TS: Was the last dude you made out with hot?

NL: Of course.

TS: Was he muscular?

NL: No, he had a swimmer’s kind of a build. That’s what I’m attracted to, a guy with a handsome face, who’s manly, who’s got, you know, his new balance shoes, who’s gonna grow out his beard for a couple days, put on his fleece on a Sunday and go for a run or something.

TS: I often wonder about these so-called swimmer’s builds. Can I get away with saying I have a swimmer’s build on Craigslist? Or is that a reach?

NL: Um…no comment.

TS: Come on.

NL: Okay, um, no.

TS: Can I say I’m lean?

NL: Yeah, sure, let’s say 99% lean.

TS: Thin? Can I say I’m thin or do I have to say I’m skinny?

NL: Sure. Let’s go with thin. I’m taking you to a deli though.

TS: Do you escort?

NL: Yes, I do.

TS: How much would I have to pay you to sit on your dick?

NL: Well, let’s see. Do you have diahrrea?

TS: No.

NL: Well what have you eaten in the past 8 days?

TS: I’ve been healthy, except for some Mac and Cheese on Sunday.

NL: Okay, well then you can sit on my dick for $2.85.

TS: So Nash, this is not working. Let’s start over. Tell me about fucking men for money.

NL: Guys pay me to suck my dick, but I’m in an oral sex grave these days. My clients have been giving me fucking terrible head lately. Always.

TS: I’m not going to include that in the interview. They might read it.

NL: No, keep it! They need to know. It’s one thing not to know how to suck dick, but it’s another thing to claim you’re an oral expert and not know how.

TS: I couldn’t agree more. So what are these bad blowjobs missing?

NL: What’s missing for me is that they should stop sweating and being over-weight and smelling like shit.

TS: So tell me, you horrible asshole, when the last time was that you got great head?

NL: Derrek Diamond gave me a great blowjob. I was into him. And Vince Ferelli too, but then we became good friends, so now it doesn’t work. But yeah, in the six years I’ve been doing this, Derrek Diamond takes the cake.

TS: So why do you think that a client would seek you out and pay you all that money only to give you bad head?

NL: Because they don’t care about my needs, just theirs.

TS: Well they’re paying you.

NL: The bottom line is, if it’s all about their needs, it’s a bad blowjob.

TS: Got it.

NL: So I’m going to turn the tables now and interview you now, Paul.

TS: No.

NL: Come on, I need to know. I’m actually very intrigued. You write The Sword, and I have to tell you that I love everything you write, it’s hilarious, but I need to know where you come up with the digestive sensitivity to come up with these questions. How do you get in touch with these porn stars?

TS: I email them.

NL: Have you ever done heroin?

TS: Nash Lawler, everybody!

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13 thoughts on “Oh, Nash Lawler”

  1. Oh and by the way, all sites state he measures 7″: I think they need new measuring tape. His cock looks shorter than 7″.

    1. Carl, Nash has a great cock whatever its length. If he doesn’t turn you on, fine. But in my opinion, he’s one of the best.

  2. Every scene I’ve seen Nash in with another guy, he doesn’t kiss and takes a long time to get hard. That speaks volumes about his sexuality.

    1. Carl, you haven’t followed Nash: he fucks and is fucked, he sucks and is sucked, he rims and is rimmed, and he kisses. He’s also one of the sexiest porn stars around: great face, great body, great skin, great ass.

  3. 1st of I love Derrick Diamond. Hot as fuck. Then I found Nash Lawler. Hot as fuck. Then I read this interview and find out Derrick gave Nash (his own words) the best head!!! Hotttt as fuck!! Where the hell is this video because I love them both and would die to see them both together.

  4. @Kurt: Good observation. Altho he and Tommy did were (are?) roommates, he is the anti-Tommy. One of the reasons Tommy is so much fun to watch is that his Mr.-Happy-Go-Lucky attitude is genuine, and you’re convinced that he really does love to fuck, whomever’s in front of him. I think this lexicon that these guys—”omnisexual” “pansexual”—like Nash Lawler and Wolf Hudson (nobody’s buying that one anyway) just makes them sound foolish.

  5. @Gavin – Well, I respect your opinion on the whole label things, but like I said I wouldn’t haved minded Bi or GFP, as long as he’s being honest. I do have a difficult time believing people are so fluid they can have sex with either gender, but that’s just me. But you’re right, if he likes pussy over dick he should just say it, because nobody is buying the omnisexual bull.

    And I’m comfortable with GFP and get their appeal and all, it’s just a job and we’re all the johns. What I don’t want to read about or hear is a model that is grossed out by gay sex. So that’s why I give Nash a pass. I don’t think he’ll ever be a big star cause he’s too detached in his performances both on and apparently off-screen as well.

  6. Spongey, I WOULD mind if he had said “bisexual,” too, because that label is a vague cop-out as much as “deviant” or “omnisexual.”

    We’re all potentially “bisexual” or “omnisexual” in our temporary behaviors, though not mostly in orientation.

    Scientific research shows that most people who are “bisexual,” meaning having experienced sex with both genders, usually have a LOT more attraction toward AND experience WITH one gender OVER another, ESPECIALLY MEN.

    So the label “bisexual” is not enough for me — I expect to know a truer, fuller sense of a person’s sexual character; something that one or two, temporary encounters CANNOT CONVEY.

    I want to know what the person USUALLY does and WHY. I want to know what attractions they USUALLY feel and whether they have the ability for LOVE or long-term relationships with both genders.

    And I’m TOTALLY comfortable with gay-for-pay porn stars, as long as they at least PERFORM like they’re into it. A hot guy is a hot guy, sheesh!

  7. He is obviously trying to deny his generally straight orientation in order to placate “pissed off fans” of gay porn.

    He knows he’ll lose money if he doesn’t please everyone all the time. So he caters to deranged gays who think every sexual partner, escort or porn star has to have the EXACT SAME sexuality as themselves.

    How unfortunate. It just adds to the ignorance, bullshit and misunderstanding.

    Nash Lawler needs to explain to people that his strongest attractions and most frequent encounters are with women, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy the gay sex, too, or that anyone’s general orientation is changeable.

    And if he loses fans or gets protested by moronic gays with unreasonable expectations of porn stars and false beliefs about human sexuality, then so be it. They’re wrong.

    But by lying and evading the truth, he doesn’t get ANYONE to respect him.

  8. Don’t like this guy. He’s the Anti-TommyD. Where Tommy is friendly, good-natured, and knows/cares how to work the camera and his partners; Nash always has a meanness and hostility simmering barely under the surface and he clearly gets no pleasure from his work and wants you to know it.

  9. “Listen, I know I’m a good-looking guy.” Yeah, and saying that about yourself just makes you loads more attractive. Seriously, I have never seen this guy’s appeal. And he sounds like a headcase. Surprise, surprise, people who have to pay for sex are generally unattractive.

  10. Um No, I’m not buying the whole omnisexual thing. That’s like a cop out, but whatever. And two years since he fucked a dude?? I think he read Rod Barry’s bio and stole the line about being a “deviant”. At least he’s smart enough to not claim to be GFP, even though I think he probably is. I wouldn’t mind if he had said bi. And who the hell jerks off with conditioner? LOL!

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