While Jon Hamm’s penis bulge isn’t as pronounced as last time, it’s clear that Jon Hamm has a) an obvious aversion to wearing underwear and b) an enormously long and fat peen that looks like a 3rd leg! Last night when Jon Hamm arrived at the Paley Center in L.A., you could totally see Jon Hamm’s ridiculous penis snaking down the inseam of his pants! Has Jon Hamm’s cock finally gone too far?
Also, move over Dallas Reeves, because it looks like Jon Hamm had a coke float moment of his own on the red carpet. Was Jon Hamm trying to snort coke through his eyeballs, or does he just have a really bad make-up artist? Where’s Bambi when you need her?!