Look At All The Olympic Rowers’ Penises

The U.S. men’s rowing team proudly showing off their boners, or at least their semis, during a medal ceremony yesterday. Awful pun alert: Are those oars in their pants, oar are they just happy to have won bronze medals?

The most prominent bulge belongs to Henrik Rummel, second from the left. More angles, more penis bulges, and a video:

10 thoughts on “Look At All The Olympic Rowers’ Penises”

  1. Is there some advantage conferred by wearing a leotard when rowing? I get why gymnasts wear them, but rowing, really?

  2. Wow! Now that I know what is really sitting between those legs, straddling that board makes me want to watch more and a lot closer! On their bulges alone they deserve the Bronze if not maybe the Silver! Go Americans!

  3. Ha! I went to school with the guy on the far right in that first picture. I love that I’m finding out that he won an olympic medal on The Sword!

  4. That is what I like true VPL! Thumbs up for the dicks thumbs WAY down for the faces… YIKES!! They are very ugly

  5. Maybe he just had a backroom session…i’m sure with Grindr crashing since the Olympians arrived in London it’s been a fuck fest :-)

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