Okay, so if someone’s bulge looks suspiciously big, it only makes sense that someone is going to suspect that it’s stuffed! In this case, I’m the one that got a little suspicious about country star Steve Grand and his revealing swimwear!
Earlier this week, we told you about a nearly-naked Steve modeling his own clothing line. The out musician can be seen in some steamy Instagram shots wearing only a bright green brief that leaves very little to the imagination. I suggested that his heavy-looking bulge could be the result of him stuffing his pants, but in the end, I said that I personally think he’s just got some “good-sized globes” in between his legs.
Well, once we tweeted out our post about Steve’s heavy balls, it didn’t take long before the man himself responded to our tweet. Lucky for us, he wasn’t offended at the suggestion that he stuffed his shorts. Instead, he just responded with two Earth emojis! Now we’re reallllllllly curious about his globe situation!!
Grand Axis, his clothing line, even responded to our tweets and expanded on why Steve’s balls look so prominent! The account said that his globes can’t take all the credit and that the bottoms are designed “to give your bulge that big, full, heavy look.”
Well, that’s nice and all, but we want to keep fantasizing about him and his crotch meat, so I’m going to ignore that his swimwear is doing some of the work here. I’m just going to pretend that he’s got a large, honkin’ pair of balls under that green swimsuit and that’s why his bulge is so meaty.
that face is finally starting to age
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