There’s additionally a time before that to the long-simmering turf war between Orlando Bloom and Justin Beiber over, yep, you guessed it; broads. Only this time, the battle wasn’t about who was acting like a bigger dick. It was about showing the world who had one.
“The backstory is almost legendary” as TMZ reported. “Justin partied with Orlando’s then-wife Miranda Kerr after a 2012 Victoria’s Secret fashion show in NYC and they got very VERY close. And in April of this year, Orlando was hanging out with Justin’s on-and-off GF Selena Gomez. So the bad blood is flowing.”
Yesterday, we got to see Orlando in full bloom, full bush, and full skin. There was no outcry when these pictures reached the masses from either Orlando or Katy Perry. “Look what I got, bitches” could have been both of their thought bubble.
— celespectaculos (@celespectaculos) October 8, 2015
That was quite a different reaction from when the nude pics of Justin Beiber and model Jayde Pierce in on vacation in Bora Bora leaked. There was immediate legal saber rattling from Team Bieber. Though he knows how ruthless the papparazzi can be, it’s understandable he felt violted. If you can’t drop trou on a tiny island in the South Pacific Ocean, where can you?
Of course, there was this creepy, now deleted tweet from Papa Biebs in response. However, once the general public vocally agreed with Pop’s size assessment, Justin didn’t seem to mind that part at all. As a result, you can still view the uncensored pics online right here.
The public was pretty vocal about Orlando’s pics as well. Perez Hilton summed it up like this, “No wonder Orlando Bloom never ran out of arrows in Lord Of The Rings — he had shaft to spare!”
— Kieran (@K___May) August 4, 2016
He also pointed rumor circulating from Hollywood insiders that found it’s way to social media. This “leak” was craftily staged “to help promote his lady love’s single Rise. Of course!” Pretty fucking brilliant. Props to Team #KatBloom.
— B E M Y (@bemypineapple) October 17, 2015
But wait a minute. All of a sudden, the convo wasn’t about Bieb’s big boner. It was about Bloom’s bigger one.
Here the HQ uncensored Justin Bieber pic in Hawaii. Can't confirm isn't fake, so I add the low q to compare. Enjoy😋💦 pic.twitter.com/2wWd19CWEj
— Dyvin➰Jirvayne (@DyvinJirvayne) August 5, 2016
Magically, a new set of naked Justin pictures appear two days later. But no litigious fear mongering this time. No pleas for privacy either. He just hope you think he’s the Bieber man.
— Madonna Belgium (@MadonnaBelgie) August 6, 2016
Now if it’s a good enough for “Madge” to ask, then it’s good enough for me:
Orlando and Justin aren’t the only Hollywood hotties who looks even better naked than you had imagined. Zac Efron sure isn’t hard on the eyes either. Check out all of your favorites and see what they are packing …