Other Than Liam, Which One Direction Member Do You Want To Fuck?

One Direction’s new video for “Best Song Ever” (watch below) begs a very important question: Which 1D member do you want to fuck? You can’t say Liam, because he’s already mine.

If you could only choose one, would it be…

Zayn:

Louis:

Niall:

Or Harry:

Like I said, you can’t choose Liam. Sorry.

28 thoughts on “Other Than Liam, Which One Direction Member Do You Want To Fuck?”

  1. I can’t believe some of the legally blind people on here who voted Harry Styles into 3RD PLACE! I mean any gay boy who put up with Taylor Swift the “beard” to the stars should have at least got some of the sympathy vote. Plus he is not shy about showing the “gay” side of himself to One Directioners who seem to love it as well as the gay fans. Either than Louis and his hot ass I don’t see any other hot guys in One Direction. By the way Niall Horan long ago decided he was saving himself for Justin Bieber and literally screamed like a girl first time he met him. Take a look on YouTube and you will see for yourself how Niall would get all glassy eyed and flushed talking about Justin Bieber, who by the way is prettier and more buff than any one from One Direction.

  2. I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed. There are two funny cartoons about them on youtube. They are called the Adventurous Adventures of One Direction and The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 2. They were made by a male fan. If anyone here is interested, they should check them out.

  3. Zayn above all, yet regrettably in spite of the meaning of his name he’s probably a gay-hating muslim and he will never ever offer his tush to me, weep weep weep

  4. hey people… it’s the largest pedo sting operation since Bieber! You all get jail time with this!! But if I have to choose (Like if I HAVE to!) It would be Zayn. And I always have a soft spot for British accent

  5. I like Harry’s shaggy hairdo (too bad about his pasty and non-muscle-toned body), but at the end of the day it’s Zayn for me.

  6. My inner 13-year-old girl loves cute puppy Harry (that hair, that big mouth — he’s a bit like a young Mick Jagger, minus the musical talent), but she is less happy about his tats.

  7. Harry is supposed to be the JT of the group, he gets all the press and the girls. Really though if I had to pick I would borrow Liam from Zach and then do a 3 way with him and Harry.

  8. Jeez the one on th eright in the last picture before the vote button looks like a nasty ass poodle, and the blond one above has the face of a sheep!

    1. This! Also remember when boy bands could dance, like in unison and on beat to the music? And there was more than one ‘decent’ member to hold your attention.

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