Sexy is not the first word that comes to mind when we think of Saint Nick…unless you are talking about Jake Gyllenhaal in Jarhead. Now that’s a gift worth unwrapping under the tree.
This movie is jam-packed with buff Marines with a lot of time on their hands, resulting in a lot of hot, sweaty, muscled, shirtless men hanging around the desert. Gyllenhaal is in rare form. Early in the movie, his beautiful bottom bangs away during a brief sex scene.
Later, he’s lathering up with other mantastically nude Marines in the shower where his soaped up sexiness is served up.
In one very memorable dance number, Jake swivels with only a Santa hat covering his weapon.
Jake reminds me of Dante Colle.