Though the show, hosted by Vivica A. Fox, is lame and forced, with wannabe stylists being some of the true bottom-feeders of celeb-dom–second only to Charm School cast members and porn bloggers–we still couldn’t help but laugh gleefully at unapologetically perma-drunk Joaquim, our one true soul mate. He may have been voted off, but he’ll always be a winner to us–and the show’s not really worth watching without him.
In the clip below, from Episode 4, Joaquim prances his ass around and reflects on the Hollywood party where he appeared as his “alter-ego,” half-assed tranny mess Jackie Blue. He didn’t even bother to shave, but goddammit he did trip over a table and fall down some stairs!
Kick back and enjoy. (Warning: there is a shampoo commercial to get through at the beginning, and then you can skip ahead to 1:30 to get to the Jackie Blue stuff.)
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