Not to be confused with the turkey baster.
The bathroom from the set does not appear in this final cut, but we’ re pretty sure that it was littered with the mushy remains of chopped celery, bread cubes and chicken stock.
Just don’t wish for the doo rags to come off. That’s crossing the line.
7. Guess Who’s Cumming at Dinner?
A gang of Slovenian mechanics and their Royal Canadian Mounted Police escorts, that’s who!
If we have to explain it, it’s not funny.
Dad always slaps us when we request dark meat at the dinner table. Maybe we should stop referring to it as “big black cock.”
We’re not sure which is hotter: that elongated coverboy popping a sultry squat or the sewer-colored background. Maybe they use gak as lube?
The latest promotional video for The Sizzler. They must be getting desperate.
This cookbook has the recipe.
We’re finishing off our list with dessert. We’d force ourselves to throw up afterwards, too, if only we hadn’t lost our gag reflex long ago.
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