Please Pass the Dick: Our Top 10 Skanksgiving Pornos

10. Pump Kins

Not to be confused with the turkey baster.

 
9. Stuffed

The bathroom from the set does not appear in this final cut, but we’ re pretty sure that it was littered with the mushy remains of chopped celery, bread cubes and chicken stock.

8. Wishbones

Just don’t wish for the doo rags to come off. That’s crossing the line.

7. Guess Who’s Cumming at Dinner?

A gang of Slovenian mechanics and their Royal Canadian Mounted Police escorts, that’s who!


6. Men of Ankara

If we have to explain it, it’s not funny.

5. Dark Meat Only #7

Dad always slaps us when we request dark meat at the dinner table. Maybe we should stop referring to it as “big black cock.”

4. Tender Chickens

We’re not sure which is hotter: that elongated coverboy popping a sultry squat or the sewer-colored background. Maybe they use gak as lube?

3. Butthole Buffet

The latest promotional video for The Sizzler. They must be getting desperate.

2. Cream Pie

This cookbook has the recipe.

1. Piece of Cake

We’re finishing off our list with dessert. We’d force ourselves to throw up afterwards, too, if only we hadn’t lost our gag reflex long ago.

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