Not to be confused with the turkey baster.
The bathroom from the set does not appear in this final cut, but we’ re pretty sure that it was littered with the mushy remains of chopped celery, bread cubes and chicken stock.
Just don’t wish for the doo rags to come off. That’s crossing the line.
7. Guess Who’s Cumming at Dinner?
A gang of Slovenian mechanics and their Royal Canadian Mounted Police escorts, that’s who!
If we have to explain it, it’s not funny.
Dad always slaps us when we request dark meat at the dinner table. Maybe we should stop referring to it as “big black cock.”
We’re not sure which is hotter: that elongated coverboy popping a sultry squat or the sewer-colored background. Maybe they use gak as lube?
The latest promotional video for The Sizzler. They must be getting desperate.
This cookbook has the recipe.
We’re finishing off our list with dessert. We’d force ourselves to throw up afterwards, too, if only we hadn’t lost our gag reflex long ago.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.