First came Derek Rivero’s video press release announcing his need for privacy. Then, Derek Rivero talked about Kathmandu and Tiffany’s a Freshman of the Year coronation for his extremely hot boyfriend, Zack Randall.
And then another video about how how Derek Rivero and Zack Randall most certainly do not engage in severe domestic violence, and another video, which I didn’t watch, and now — in what is either a culmination or a beginning — a spicy bitch stew from Philip Ashton.
Has Matt Siegel’s Tyra Banks Smizeface launched a movement? And why wasn’t Phillip Ashton wearing Derek Rivero’s legendary tunic? As you grapple with these questions, enjoy watching Zack Randall suckle at the ass-hairs of Dean Phoenix, who is a living legend and a Twitter newcomer (yeah no — fake account).
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Apparently that twitter account for Dean Phoenix was a fake. I’m totally crushed. And this vid is highlarious!! I like this kid more and that slimy weasel DR even less, LOL! But he gets to sleep with the super hotness that is Zack Randall!
Cunt-o-riffic!