Lonely straight men have had creepy disembodied rubber vaginas to screw practically since time began, and everyone owns a porn-star-molded dildo. But if you call now you can own a piece of history, friends, and what a fine piece it is.
We’re talking about the one and only Blake Riley Vibrating Ass, featuring a perfectly molded replica of Rascal Exclusive Blake Riley’s prize-winning, cheerleading-trained rear end complete with life-like hole that you can pound to your heart’s content.
Our buds at TLA have especially terrific marketing copy when it comes to sex toys:
An open-ended ribbed love tunnel makes cleaning easy and the doggy style position with hand grips for better leverage make this feel like an actual piece of Blake’s ass. This completely waterproof toy uses 3 AAA batteries (not indluded).
3 REASONS TO BUY THIS TOY
- HOLY FUCK! Are you kidding?
- Not only is this an exact replica of Blake’s ass but…
- It vibrates! His tight lovebud vibrates on your cock!
HOLY FUCK! Well, if you’re a fan, then maybe there’s no comparison. But you can also own this other high-tech device which will suck you six ways to Sunday and comes with a visual aid!
Below a couple more pics of Blake’s money-maker (the first two by Jeff Burton), and you can watch him shaking it here.
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