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They Call Me Chucky: Jeff Stryker’s Personal YouTube Page

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Ten years after his last movie, Jeff Stryker still commands one of the most impressive names in porn. Whether you think he’s a superstar, a train wreck or a Norma Desmond-ish conflation of the two, few can do it quite
like he does. He may have helped invent the whole “gay-for-pay” porn
star mold, but his early work with Matt Sterling and John Travis is every bit as
strong today as it was twenty years go. We have seen precious little of his wooden,
tough-talking-top schtick (anyone remember 1999’s “Can I Be Your Bratwurst Please?” Thought not.), which is why we were so excited when we stumbled upon his self-administered YouTube page.

365gay.com: The Great Snoozeflash Aggregator

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While we do not argue with the idea that there is such a thing as “gay news” or at least “news items of gay interest” (especially when they involve drag queens or hookers), we do take issue with the boring-ass shit that 365gay.com throws up on their homepage every day. Maybe gays have more slow news days than straights. Maybe we’re just easily bored. In any case, after the jump, here are a few of today’s blow-me-down snooze-flashes.

New Figure Skating Rivalry Pins Gays Against Jocks, Gives Ice Queens New Lease On Life


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The New York Times published a lengthy editorial in its Sports section yesterday about the Mean Girls-style rivalry brewing between U.S. men’s figure skating champions Johnny Weir and Evan Lysacek. “One skates with precision and adrenalized power, wants figure skating in the X Games and wears several days of stubble during competitions,” the piece reads of heterosexual Lysacek. “The other adores skating’s operatic performances, is asked if his eyelashes are real and announces that they are.” The feud has evidently grown to become a debate about the merits of masculinity over sensitivity, and ultimately, straight versus gay.

Skating announcer Mark Lund, who’s openly gay, even went so far as to broadcast his preference for the former. “I don’t think he’s representative of the community I want to be a part of,” he mused of Weir during a broadcast, evidently forgetting that he himself is a figure skating announcer. “I don’t need to see a prima ballerina on the ice,” and then issued praise for Lysacek’s masculinity.

While it would seem that there’s room enough in the rink for both competitors, we have a feeling this is all going to end in a Showgirls-style shove down a staircase and a trail of glitter-stained tears. Go Team Weir!

Love Songs: Our First Porn Music Revue

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Here at Sword HQ we get so inundated with all of the brutally hot XXX-hardcore action of gay pornography that even when we scrunch our eyes closed all we see are spinning patterns of huge dicks. That being said, you can’t blame us for getting at least an eensy-bit bored by all of the slobbering, pumping, humping and thrusting, and we often skip to the more hilarious B-roll of “acting” set-ups that make porn the campiest American art form. The ultimate bonus is when a porn, especially from the 80s, has an
amazing theme song

What If Ryan Seacrest Is Straight After All? What If The Earth Is Flat?


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Flagship chronicle of all things crucial and totally true, In Touch Weekly, reports in its issue hitting newsstands today that our favorite gay-vague TV persona-okay, our second favorite-Ryan Seacrest is dating fellow E!-tard Holly Huddleston of reality program Sunset Tan (more well-known as one half of the show’s “Olly Girls”). While this reportage wreaks of convenience and is rife with PR orchestration, we can’t help but wonder: what if Ryan Seacrest really is an actual straight man? Not only does this news come out of the clear blue marketing offices of E! Entertainment Television, slapping us in the face like a big pair of boobs, but also conveniently, there are other recent developments that point to his straighthood as well. For example, when asked point blank by Perez Hilton whether or not he’s a ‘mo on his radio program, Ryan denied the gay rumor and claimed he’d recently been with a woman for twelve entire hours. Not only this, but In Touch also spoke to Ryan’s ex-girlfriend who confirmed that he is, indeed, straight.

Tim Gunn: He Laughs, He Cries, He Goes Home Lonely

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Oh, the timeliness of it all! Just as Bravo’s token gay brainchild that is Project Runway draws to a close this week, the webs are alive with sightings and outtakes of queen minstrel Tim Gunn, so we thought we’d give you this quick roundup of all things sad and marvelous featuring the white-haired wonder himself. Come on, you know you’ll miss him!

It all started Friday with this Gawker Stalker item, the lede being “Tim Gunn is Sad.”  It seems little Tim was spotted alone and bereft-seeming at Upper East Side sugar daddy/hustler lounge The Townhouse. When the spotter tried approaching him for some friendly starfuckery, Herr Gunn simply mouthed, “Go away.”  We can’t vouch for the classiness/classlessness of the approach, or if there was a cocktail napkin autograph demand involved, but the image remains oddly haunting.

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