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For those of you who aren’t already making menus and sampling There Will Be Blood Orange Martini recipes for your uber-gay Oscar party, we bring you the following gratuitous shots mined from the nets. We’re sticking to the men, because that’s what we prefer around here.  Ladies, we love your work, but you’re going to have to do better than Cate Blanchett doing her drag king Bob Dylan in Todd Haynes’ I’m Not There to get us feature you naked anytime soon.  After the jump, our favorite half-naked photos of this year’s male acting nominees.

Angry ficus Romaine Patterson won’t get off our backs and we’re worried a bit about her stability! After bearer-of-bad-news Jason Curious alerted the two to our predictions for their GayVN hosting highlights, Romaine suggested on air to gal-pal Derek Hartley that she’d attack us at the awards. We take back what we said about this event being boring!

“I’ll punch him in the face and show him what a hate crime is!” the new mom steamed. Moments later, Romaine threatened to bitch slap our erstwhile defender Jason Sechrest, while maintaining that she was not, in fact, a humorless lesbian.When she giggled at the suggestion of one caller’s offer to cut our throat, we finally believed her. Whoa! Those hormone treatments sure can make a gal angry. Derek would have grimaced if his face hadn’t been frozen in 2004.

Sirius Radio hosts Derek Hartley and Romaine Lettuce shot back at us today for us calling them houseplants. We issue the following retraction: it was rude to refer to their looks when we had so much material about them being boring. No offense!  (BTW, Derek, Puffins are small, cute sea birds… did you just call your co-host fat? For shame! We just meant she looked like a muscular penguin.)

Jason Sechrest, our favorite Judy Garland-impersonator and passer-along-of- bad-news, kindly pointed out to the two radio hosts via IM
that they weren’t going to get a warm response in San Francisco, at
least as far as The Sword was concerned. Not entirely true!