Porn Scientists Discover a Third Dimension
The muscles behind our eyeballs are starting to feel even more chafed than our over-worked genitalia, but we still can’t stop watching the 3-D porn on DominicFord.com.
The muscles behind our eyeballs are starting to feel even more chafed than our over-worked genitalia, but we still can’t stop watching the 3-D porn on DominicFord.com.
So, it’s fashion week yet again in NYC, and in case you care we thought we’d round up a few of the ways you can find up-to-the-minute coverage of parties, events, and Michael Kors’ stress eating.
Where do we start? He calls himself Davey Wavey. He dislikes shirts. He has way too nice an apartment for a 25-year-old and way too much fucking energy.
Ghetto Disco @ The Endup
6th and Harrison
11PM – 11AM
The unofficial after-party for those jittery, sex-crazed alcoholics we love to cuddlefuck.
Charlie Horse @ The Cinch
1723 Polk Street (bet. Clay & Washington)
10 PM, show at 12.
It’s a hike if you don’t live in the Russian Hill/Nob Hill/’Loin vicinity, and with hostess Anna Conda and a bevy of part-time trannies this is the most rock-n-roll that drag gets. Free, with half-price drinks before 11.
Black Friday @ Cat Club
1190 Folsom Street
Third Fridays – 10PM
DJs Pee Play, Sex Wax and Randy bring this new monthly, every 3rd Friday, featuring electro, 80s, and indie-type stuff.
Snap A Licious @ Deco
510 Larkin St
Third Fridays – 10PM
Join Ginger Snap and her army of hos for performances and binging. Freakshow begins at 10. $5
Boy Bar @ The Cafe
2367 Market Street
Every Friday 9PM – 2AM
If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to feel old before your time, washed up by age 28…
Director Steven Scarborough let us in on a photo shoot for Hot House‘s upcoming release “Locker Room” starring Kyle King and Ethan Wolfe and our fave gingerhead man Blu Kennedy.
In a great confluence of self-congratulation and publicity whoring, both the Glammy Award nominations and the Grammy Award Nominations have been announced, and boy howdy it’s been a gay fucking year!
After a brutal sabre battle, our masked cosmic partner decrees a revelation: “Luke… I AM YOUR DADDY.”
Remember the luscious Nickolay Petrov, who months ago was charged with assaulting an elderly Florida couple? Well, he pled guilty last week.
You ever feel like you could sum up a whole three-week relationship in a series of twenty text messages?
Not content to stick to book burning, one church in Florida has taken on a new cause: porn burning. The Christ Church Anglican set fire to vintage reels of 70s and 80s porn that was found at the Playtime Drive-In in Jacksonville after the church took over the property.
Peter LaBarbera, the president of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality and self-appointed penis inspector, was on-hand again at Folsom with his creepy ginger hair and lookie-loo eyes, taking copious amounts of video footage and photos.
Are you one of those homosexuals who still orders Cosmopolitans in a busy club on a Saturday night? Or one of those fools who shoots Courvoisier like it was tequila? Our stalwart, go-to Castro bartender, Yuri Kagan, has a few suggestions which may improve your chances of getting laid–or at the very least, improve your chances of not pissing off the bartender who is your lifeline to blessed inebriation.

Care of The Sword’s tireless editors, we bring you this roundup (by
no means complete, or even-handed) of stuff going on for those of the
homo persuasion this weekend in the two meccas we currently have
bandwidth to cover, San Francisco and New York. Check back soon to see
us cover more gay urban centers near you (sorry, Cheyenne, we may never
get to you).
Our heavily editorialized listings after the jump…
It’s the last and final episode of the little gay porn sitcom that could: Dirty Tricks. The dirty boys (and drag mascot Ginger Beef) gather round for one last after-hours chat round the bar, and Eddie the hot twink bartender lets on that he recently got doubly lucky…
See the hardcore stuff at dirtytricks.tv.
For the second year in a row, gay rag Genre has published their “Best Bars in America” article and left San Francisco off the list.* While we are humble enough to admit that our hometown may not have a host of trendy fag hotspots quite on par with New York or Los Angeles, we are neither blind nor retarded enough to believe that there aren’t a handful of venues in SF that beat out, say, Joe’s on Juniper in Atlanta or Bill’s (“The gay Cheers of Lauderdale”) in Fort Lauderdale. San Francisco has the highest percent gay population of any city in the country for fuck’s sake, so ignoring the city’s gay bars two years in a row would suggest that there’s an editor at Genre who doesn’t much care for the City by the Bay, or its nightlife, despite it being the spiritual center of the gay universe (we’re looking at you Neal Boulton).
In this extra-creamy episode of the East Village-based gay porn sitcom, Ginger Beef (a.k.a Epiphany) and the boys are hanging out at the bar after hours and eating mac ‘n’ cheese. Sexy bartender Eddie takes a pass to save his breath for an early-morning sex date with Cory Koons.
Crazy James ain’t just crazy, he’s kinda dumb! At least, his character on Dirty Tricks is supposed to be kinda dumb, and Ginger Beef (the drag queen also known as HX Award-nominee Epiphany) throws another drink in his face.
Later in this very special episode of the East Village-based porn sitcom, a certain real-life Yalie named Sebastian shows up in a locker room to get it on with cutie bartender Martin. See that preview here.
The nation’s first great super-tranny, Rupaul, is getting up there in years, and in contemplating her legacy she has teamed with gay cable channel Logo and World of Wonder to produce Rupaul’s Drag Race, a combo Project Runway/Top Model where trannies and their stylist/hag pals team up to make outfits, do makeup and stage memorable numbers. Though the show won’t air until early 2009 (we know, we’re dying too), the competition for getting cast is already getting fa-roche, with online voting for Round 1 set to close on June 27th. We’re sort of partial to the likes of SF queens like Candi Gurl and Putanesca, or bizarro Old Hollywood-ish characters like Tammie Brown and Cassandra Forever.
But the queens getting the most votes so far are the ones who have gone
to the trouble of uploading videos of themselves, either performing or,
Real World-confessional-style, telling us their lives on tape. The best of breed, after the jump.
America’s top drag queen has announced her much-anticipated return to the tube in the form of her new competitive series “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” The reality series will feature RuPaul in a Tyra Banks-esque role as hostess and presiding judge over a gaggle of shrieking queens who duke it out to be the nation’s next drag superstar.
“Tell Tyra that the Queen has returned, and while you’re at it have Heidi clear the runway,” RuPaul said in a video statement. “I’m going to pump some ‘realness’ into reality. To be a winner on this show the contestants need to be a fashion designer, an American Idol, and a top model all rolled up into one. And they definitely have to be smarter than a fifth grader.”
In this very special Mother’s Day edition of the East Village gay porn sitcom, tranny mess Ginger Beef chats about her bitch of a mother—and in the actual episode, ‘straight’ go-go boy Martin does something dirty in a men’s room.
See the full episode at DirtyTricks.tv.
We can hardly believe it’s the end of April and all this bullshit battling for the Democratic nomination *might* just be *almost* over. The Clintons romped all over Pennsylvania this weekend, and in particular, Chelsea did a tour of Philadelphia’s gay scene, eliciting many a “Hey girl” and ass-grab along the route and helping once again secure her mom’s support in the nation’s gentrifying pink ghettos. Queerty may usually have its heart set on President Obama, but they can’t get enough of the ginger-headed former First Daughter, noting that all of us can identify with her much-televised awkward phase, and gays love a swan-story.
Oooh, shit! Ginger Beef is PISSED! Watch this opening bar scene from East Village-based gay porn sitcom Dirty Tricks featuring the saucy young drag queen, and if you want to see the hardcore preview, where recently ousted Big Brother householder Crazy James exchanges blows with another boy in a dark sex club (all seen through a night-vision lens), go to dirtytricks.tv. And watch out! Next week’s episode features Sword favorite Wolf Hudson.
Crazy James chats with resident drag queen Ginger Beef about how he’s going to pay the rent. Could it be from hooking? We think so. Cue the porn music… Looks like Crazy James’s character “Alex” is also gay-for-pay.
Who’d have thought that when NakedSword partnered with Dirty Boy Video to produce an NYC-based porn sitcom that it’d have TMZ and Perez Hilton talking about man-on-man oral sex. When the trailer for Dirty Tricks went public a few weeks back, it was a gay porn sensation that a Big Brother 9 house member (and supposed bisexual guy) was sucking dick six ways to Sunday.
It’s so funny because we were just thinking of him! Prince Harry’s military unit’s been on a secret mission, or something, in Afghanistan and because Matt Drudge is still an asshole, information of his unit’s location was leaked to the press and now he has to come home. But there’s more! The ginger-headed dreamboat also liked to kill time in the desert kicking around a football with his shirt off, and these photographs seem to have been leaked as well. And with that, we leave you quietly with the evidence, which you can add to your spank bank along with these of his hot (though slightly pastier) brother.
We admit we were a little crabby when we landed, but after three days of
barramundi, wine and cruising, on the harbor and otherwise, we’re feeling a
little bit better about San Francisco’s sister city down under. In fact, we like it so much upside-down here, we think we might
bring something of their gay culture back to the states, and we’re not talking
about the ecstasy hidden in our wig.
Aunt Charlie’s Lounge
Tenderloin
The carpet probably hasn’t been replaced since the mid-70s, there’s one of those flammable-stuffed-animal crane games up front, and Anthony the toothless bartender is the sweetest thing to happen to the Tenderloin since the advent of crack. Don’t miss the Hot Boxxx Girls, Fri-Sat 10 PM.
Ginger’s Trois
Downtown
Though Damron Guides cite a “professional crowd” and a recent makeover and change of ownership has brightened up the inside a bit, our experience of Ginger’s leans more toward wheelchairs and Cutty Sark neat on a Tuesday afternoon. Not exactly a late-night destination, but a good bet for a gayische happy hour crowd replete with bobo financiers and retail queens.
Hole in the Wall Saloon
SOMA
Expect a selection of leather daddies and pool-hustling cubs at this Harley-friendly dive recently relocated to Folsom Street. It opens at noon and it’s about bottled beer and hankies around here, so don’t even think about ordering a fucking Cosmo. Also, the occasional patron craps outside the door for our viewing pleasure.
Gangway
Polk Gulch
841 Larkin Street
The bandana’d and rolled-jeans bicycle crew takes the place over twice a month at Chrome and Manquake, but most nights the Gangway is the sort place where old guys have slurred shout-fights about the names of Elizabeth Taylor’s husbands and who got more tail during the war.
The Men’s Room
Castro
3988 18th Street
It’s a bit like a ski lodge in this tiny joint on 18th, complete with 60s canister fireplace in the back corner, and it’s perfect for a weeknight birthday because you and your friends can basically take over the place and own the jukebox, which isn’t half bad. Also, a nice escape from the usual shitshow up the street on a Saturday night–the kind of place you can watch a closed-captioned PBS on Broadway special while sipping some Scotch and working through a breakup.