Finale Fuck Fest: Tony Buff Bangs Bible Boy Riley Price
I think this is the Golden Gate episode everyone’s been waiting for, in which Tony Buff fucks the bejesus out of Mormon Missionary Riley Price. Hardcore trailer below.
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Did A Mormon Hacker Dismantle MormonBoyz.com?
The new porn site dedicated to Latter Day Taints was taken down over the weekend, and the rattled owner says the hacker attack originated out of Salt Lake City, Utah.
Mormon Porn Stars, Jewish Porn Stars
Three’s a trend, and I’ve got four of each! Which cumshot honoree wears a yarmulke off-camera? Which porn star wears sacred undergarments as fetish gear?
Slade The Chronic Masturbator
I don’t typically fall in love with porn stars I interview, but Slade had me at “there’s always plenty of cum.”
Landon Conrad: The Sword Interview
Falcon’s newest exclusive talks to me about Mormon missionaries, gym parking lot blowjobs and his “even-hotter” boyfriend.
Utah Cancels ‘Air Sex World Championships’
An established national coalition of air-fuckers (think Air Guitar, but with sex) have been booted from Salt Lake City because they’re vulgar. Which is fine by us, because they’re also straight and annoying.
Geezer Couple Enjoyed “MILK,” But Wanted More Cookies
The charming octogenarian duo behind “Reel Geezers” say they liked MILK much better than Ghandi, but wished there’d been more shots of Dan White eating twinkies.
Sites We Love: ZombieHarmony and Name That Sexual Position
While we’re not in the habit of keeping track of the pantheon of dating sites out there, this funny bit of Halloween-themed marketing caught our attention.
BDSM Couples Happier Than Boring Vanilla Couples
Forget about tying the knot unless it’s attached to the bedpost.
Researchers at the Journal of Sexual Medicine say that couples that practice BDSM (that’s bondage and discipline and sadomasochism, for those not attending the Folsom Street Fair) are more in touch with their sexual needs, ranking lower on scales of psychological distress than their missionary position counterparts, leading researchers to conclude that they might even be happier.
Mormon-Loving Mormon Excommunicated For “Men on A Mission” Calendar
Chad Hardy, the lustful Las Vegas Mormon behind the sexy Mormons Exposed calendar series has been excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints over the “beefcake” pictorials that showcased the buffer and vainer side of the church’s legendary missionaries (note bouffant at right). While we can’t quite muster the same degree of disbelief that Hardy and others are exhibiting in the face of the notoriously conservative church’s reaction to the calendar, we can take an extra moment to ogle the 2009 coverboy who, with his five o’clock looks less like a man of the cloth and more like a man of the cum rag.