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So, yeah, stock market’s been oscillating wildly. We have all our money riding on Obama dildos and a horse in the 8th race at Del Mar, so we’re not concerned. But a lot of guys have lost their shirts! 

We spent endless hours trying to figure out the best way to capture Dore Alley’s je ne sais quoi, but with the endless parade of cowskin and foreskin, even the most colorful he-she disappears into the background. Our solution? The Sword built a make-shift Sears portrait studio and pulled our favorite Dore hellions in for a photo shoot. Say cheese! While the local leather scene has withered in recent years, there’s a new movement to bring more boys to the riding crop, and judging by the crowds of twentysomething men in skinny jeans and colored frame sunglasses, they might just have a chance. Perhaps it’s just a matter of finding chaps that’ll go with Converse.

Who doesn’t enjoy the sordid gay histories that you catch on Court TV, drunk and post-trick, at 3AM?

Each time we compile the top ten list for a given week’s gay photographic achievements, there are requisite quotas that must be filled. Yes, we must have a shirtless celebrity that got our collective blood pumping, normally there’s a porn star tossed in for good measure, and we even make sure to terrorize readers with something embarrassing, ugly, or downright dark. Catching us off guard like a double penetration while blindfolded, this week offered up some new alternatives to this trend!

Working in the porn world sometimes allows us to forget that there are actually employers out there who might give a shit that we’re huge whores in our spare time.  Clearly CNN would prefer that prominent talking head Richard Quest had not been nabbed in Central Park by cops at 3AM with a rope around his neck and balls and some meth in his pocket, but just think if they had seen him like that in his Manhunt profile while he was interviewing for the job! They *might* have thought twice about hiring his pervy ass.

Our buddies over at QueerMeNow have started a monthly feature called a Blog Circle Jerk wherein the greatest minds of our generation at Fleshbot, Starrfucker, The Sword and a few other gay-porn- centric web concerns come together to respond to a single a question so that we, and all y’all, can compare answers for our mutual amusement. It’s like writing a theme for school in 4th grade! The first installment, which was suggested by The Sword’s own Michael Stabile: My First Porno.

OMG! Oscar weekend! All the stars in the grand Hollywood firmament were out and aglow and the town was buzzing with self-congratulations.  The gays are also abuzz with all the big! gay! moments! of the evening, which include:

1) Some 38-minute documentary about dying lesbians won Best Documentary Short Subject;
2) The nomination for said documentary was announced by a big gay “petty officer” live via satellite in Iraq who had so clearly peed his pants to be included in the Academy Awards broadcast;
3) Veteran producer and homo Scott Rudin thanked his partner, John Barlow, when accepting the award for Best Picture for No Country for Old Men.  He also called him ‘honey’ and said, curiously, about his statuette: “Without you, honey, this would just be hardware,”  by which he meant a dildo.

When GayVN-winning director Jett Blakk sent us the porno How To Seduce A Straight Man, we were curious if we could use it to replicate his success. Three black eyes later, we filed suit against the director. Turns out, we were doing it all wrong. As part of his settlement, Jett Blakk agreed to give us actual tips for seducing straight men. While courage, both liquid and otherwise, is in involved in these recipes, we have to say they work better than the penis in the popcorn trick that nearly resulted in a situation that would have required Romaine Patterson to save us.