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DETAILS Would Be Better If Its Penis Were Longer

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We’ve always wondered who reads Details besides well-heeled gay men who like to shop at Barney’s and “metrosexuals” who aren’t coming out of the closet until next fall.  And now they have a blog, for their more ‘edgy’ content, which apparently means stories about masturbation and penis size.  This week, they ask the burning question “Is Being Well Hung the Key to Happiness?” Not being able to claim the otherworldly 13-inch schlongs of the guys quoted in the article, we can only imagine that life only gets sweeter, and your personality more cocky (ba dum bump) the bigger the piece you’re packing.

FDA: Vain Should Be a Little More Wary of the Botox

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You might have a few more years behind you than you have in front of you and you might be tempted lately to go in for a couple of quick shots to soften up those crow’s feet and remove all traces of surprise from your upper face.  But just hold on a minute, dollface.  The FDA has issued a warning that Botox may in fact be a little more dangerous than was once believed.  The anti-aging serum-which everyone who hasn’t been living in a shoe for the last decade knows comes from a poisonous substance known as botulinum toxin-has long carried warnings that the spreading of the drug beyond the injection site can lead to possible death. However this is the first time that such deaths have been documented in multiple individuals who do not already suffer from a neuromuscular condition.

Jett Blakk’s 7 Tips For Seducing Straight Men

IN-HowtoSeduceStraightTH.jpg When GayVN-winning director Jett Blakk sent us the porno How To Seduce A Straight Man, we were curious if we could use it to replicate his success. Three black eyes later, we filed suit against the director. Turns out, we were doing it all wrong. As part of his settlement, Jett Blakk agreed to give us actual tips for seducing straight men. While courage, both liquid and otherwise, is in involved in these recipes, we have to say they work better than the penis in the popcorn trick that nearly resulted in a situation that would have required Romaine Patterson to save us.

Bareback Studio Begins HIV Testing

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HDK, one of the first bareback studios in the United States, announced today that beginning immediately it will begin testing all models for HIV. Previously, HDK required no documentation of HIV status, merely asking models to declare whether or not they had HIV. American barebacking studios have faced renewed criticism in recent months as new HIV rates have soared among 18-24 year olds; in December, a British bareback production company faced lawsuits after three boys contracted HIV on set, and Safe sex advocate Chi Chi LaRue’s recent PSA shifted the issue to film production itself, rather than its effect on the viewers. “Is it worth models risk their health for your fantasy?” she asked last week.

British-ney Spears Has Her Finger on the Gay Pulse


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Before being nicknamed “The Package” and officially committed to UCLA Medical Center last night, Britney had exhibited some behavior denoting nothing short of a full-fledged short-circuiting, faithfully documented by the omnipresent TMZ.com video cameras. In this amusing yet terribly depressing clip, Britney affects her favorite new British accent while chewing bubblegum, asking one paparazzo, “Why don’t you go film your friend? Maybe you guys can make a lot of money together. Gay videos are in, y’know?”

Lady Bunny, Houseplants To Host 2008 GayVNs

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Faces-for-radio Derek Hartley and Romaine Patterson will host the newly revamped GayVN Awards in mid-February, GayPornTimes reported today. Drag legend and Lucas Entertainment star Lady Bunny will also be on hand to fight for the microphone. Derek and Romaine will bring their celebrated sixth-grade- late-night-phone-chat brand of entertainment to help enliven our industry’s annual rite of auto-fellatio, but honestly we’re more looking forward to the following inevitabilities:

1. Jason Sechrest Storms the Stage, Performs “The Trolley Song”
The director-cum-blogger-cum-publicity agent has already expressed his dissatisfaction with Derek and Romaine being chosen over him and Angel Benton, but we’re aching to see him make those threats a reality and do his patented porn-title-song-medley- in-the-style-of-Tori-Amos. Controversial!

Brad Renfro Found Dead at Age 25


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In a shocking and sad bit of news, TMZ.com broke the story yesterday that 25-year-old actor Brad Renfro was found dead in his apartment after a night out drinking with friends. Known prominently for his breakout childhood performance in The Client, Renfro later went on to perform in movies like Apt Pupil, Larry Clark’s Bully, Ghost World, and also portrayed the role of Huck Finn in the 1995 Hollywood adaptation of the Mark Twain classic. Although Renfro had a known drug problem (he was arrested in 2006 for attempting to buy heroin), the cause of death remains unknown.

Land of the Condom-Free: Home of the Very Very Brave

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Re-igniting the debate about bareback porn versus safe-sex porn, former COLT Man Josh Weston has made a strange late-career choice to enter the world of cum-dumping for the cameras by filming for SX Video. His covergirl debut in Bodybuilders Bareback has some of the industry shaking their heads in disappointment, while others celebrate, leave fervent and sometimes soulless comments on porn blogs (“I refuse to sacrifice my porn to the propagandists who insist we have
to ‘set a good example’ for people,” fumes one devotee),

GayVN Nominations Announced

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This may be the first year that the GayVNs best the Golden Globes in viewership, and we couldn’t be more pleased: not only has our industry’s little fete grown in recent years, the clothes are more exciting. No offense to Valentino Garavani or Domenico Dolce, but porn star fashion — with it’s reliance on mesh, mess and meth — is infinitely more exciting. We’ve got 35 days until we can bring you the new Spring Collection, so until then, here are the nominations …

PA Scientists Prove Two-Beer Queer Theory

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Demonstrating that those wily freshmen twinks are indeed ahead of than their never-been-kissed nerd brethren, scientists unveiled that the secret to getting straight men into bed is… alcohol. Researchers at Pennsylvania State University in University Park observed that male Drosophila fruit flies engaged in homosexual activity when under the influence of alcohol, and by the third day had succumbed to gang-bang-style “courtship-chains.”  No word on whether they did the elephant walk after the Zeta Phi Beta Three-Day.

In a separate study, drunk female fruit flies spent their evenings cutting themselves and reading Anaïs Nin.

Sex Toy Story: 8 Gifts For the Lonely


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Has the vivisection that is holiday shopping robbed you of your holiday spirit? With less than a week until we all hunker down at Mom’s, rifle through the medicine cabinet, bogart a bottle of champagne and wake up dazed in a living nativity somewhere down the street, time is running out to get our loved ones what they really want from us. Of course, a porn site membership will successfully impress your gaggle of gay friends, but for your most special partner, nothing says “Season’s Greetings” like reaming him in the ass with a giant red and white candy-cane vibrator! Alright fruitcakes, we give you (after the jump): Our Holiday Wishlist!

National Press Club Premieres Blue Movie

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DC’s
gentlemen’s clubs are gonna be empty tonight, ‘cause the National Press Club’s
hosting a real smoker this afternoon.  The gays
marched on Washington
in 1993. Louis Farrakhan led the Million Man March in 1995. Now, Americans for
Truth About Homosexuality are “speaking truth to power” by presenting the
videotaped depravity of San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair in an exciting multimedia format entitled “Tolerance Gone Wild” at the National Press Club…

The Decrying of Lott’s 69

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We have no interest at the moment in confirming the validity of Today’s Most Popular Gay Rumor Involving a Possibly Closeted Congressional Republican, and would prefer simply to revel in the delicious, drama-promising, unconfirmed glory of it all. The blog BigHeadDC attempted to break the story yesterday, following Trent Lott’s abrupt resignation announcement and based on some truly slippery email correspondence with obviously attention-loving gay escort-cum-blogger Benjamin Nicholas. The rumor has already been denounced by the HuffPo, spat upon by Wonkette, re-attributed to Gawker and slipperily denied by Nicholas himself, but that doesn’t make it untrue (as Dan Savage has been quick to note).

Judge a Porn By Its Cover 2: The Don’ts

Remember when I sifted through the pornos on NakedSword and pulled out the covers that I thought were the best? Well, I had to overlook a lot of hideous, disturbing, FUCKED UP covers then, and going back to find some to showcase together for the DONT’s now proved to be one of the most excruciating experiences I’ve had since I’ve worked here. It made for a great appetite suppressant though: OMG NEW DIET CRAZE?????????

After the jump, take a look at some box covers that make me wanna die.

Sexing Up Your Second Life Avatar

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The first thing any self-respecting homosexual does, after choosing an outfit and tarting
up a Second Life avatar (complete with no-crunch abs and a Flock-of-Seagulls hairdo), is head to a bathhouse. Thanks to the realism of modern role playing,
our fantasy lives are now full of the same poor choices and fraught with the
same anxieties as our waking life.

Porn Stars Make Coffee Too

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Joining the burgeoning ranks of porn stars who delight in recording everyday tasks for YouTube (“You may know me as a piss-drinking cum dumpster, but I also brush my teeth!”), Italian beefcake and COLT Man Carlo Masi teaches us to make coffee in this simple how-to using his native tongue.  Of course, we always find it entertaining when a porn star, no matter how foreign and domestic, makes such a grand gesture in dipping his finger in a pile of white powder to taste it for quality. Zucchero? Che lindo!

Full video after the jump…

Cal/OSHA Inspects Naughty America for Safety Violations

calosha07THUMBFL2.jpgNews that Cal/OSHA, the government agency which monitors and enforces workplace safety and health, had been snooping around a Naughty America shoot sent ripples through the porn industry this week, sending gay porn producers in particular into a frenzy.

More after the jump…

 

Boxcover of the Week: Just Shoot On Me (West Hollywood Video)

 

justshootTHUMB2.jpg With fashion weeks wrapped until January, we thought we’d commemorate TimandRomaBlog’s Best Boxcovers feature with an inspired nod to all things editorial. Granted, it may only be issue #1 of “Testi-Clay Magazine” but they seem to be hitting all the right angles (“What is the secret to success in Gay Porn?” and more importantly, Who is stocking that fabulous choker?). 

 

 

See larger front cover (and more comment) after the jump…

 

 

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