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CBS Gives Gay Soap Opera Supercouple a PG-Rating, Everyone Else Blueballs


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It has recently been brought to our attention that there is a really hot daytime television gay couple on As The World Turns! Alas, their increasingly sporadic appearances on the broadcast have some fans getting their gay panties in a twist. The first gay-male couple on a soap opera to be given their own substantial romantic narrative, Luke Snyder (played by Van Hansis) and Noah Mayer (Jake Silbermann)-commonly referred to as “Nuke” in portmanteau-have a dedicated fanbase of gays and straights alike who look forward to seeing the stages of their innocent romance unfold in a format usually reserved for more traditional and Christian-friendly plot lines like serial killers, evil husband-snatching twins, the living dead, witches, exorcisms, child rape, and its flagship lurid heterosexual affairs with gratuitous lingerie and softcore makeout scenes.

We Interrupt This GayVN Awards Coverage to Bring You Sleazy Polaroids from the Glass Elevator

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We must admit that the 2008 GayVN Awards on Saturday weren’t quite the drool-inducing sedative that we feared they’d be. The Lady Bunny was downright hilarious and Derek and Romaine‘s bitterness-shtick was amusing, at least to us, since they wouldn’t stop talking about what “assholes” we are. Sorry everyone loves us, okay? After the jump, check out how many of the night’s biggest stars chose to ditch the duo’s face-planting, painfully ill-received punchlines for a hot, impromptu photo shoot in the glass elevators!

Swinging Singles: Our Five Favorite Porn Star Musical Hits

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Of all the homosexual porn stars who have sought to break the latex ceiling, Colton Ford has arguably been the most successful. The would-be dance-hall diva has had some success with Billboard, but now that Ford has a new gig hosting Logo’s NewNowNext music clip show this Sunday may mean that he’s more than just a trophy stud.

We say arguably, however, because Colton Ford is part of a long line of cross-over porn/music stars. There’s plenty we left out-Ryan Idol on Broadway, JD Slater on about a zillion Raging Stallion DVDs-but it’s a short day today. Our five favorite porn star cross-over music moments after the jump:

The Sword Presents: The Week in Gay Photos

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We know: gay visibility is still tragically lacking in mainstream media. Queen Latifah and Gayken remain total liars, the only presidential candidate that openly supports gay marriage claims to have seen a U.F.O., and despite the fact that the characters in blockbuster-du-jour, Cloverfield, are caterwauling around Soho and midtown for the majority of the movie, there are no homos in sight! But thanks to the trusty internet and the technology that has citizen journalism on a one-way track to total media domination, visibility online is not only present and accounted for, it’s blinding. We actually feel sort of violated. After the jump, check out the Top 10 gay photos of the past week.

GayVN Nominations Announced

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This may be the first year that the GayVNs best the Golden Globes in viewership, and we couldn’t be more pleased: not only has our industry’s little fete grown in recent years, the clothes are more exciting. No offense to Valentino Garavani or Domenico Dolce, but porn star fashion — with it’s reliance on mesh, mess and meth — is infinitely more exciting. We’ve got 35 days until we can bring you the new Spring Collection, so until then, here are the nominations …

Repugnant Republicans and a Grunt Heard Round the World

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Gossip Girl
here, bringing you all the latest from the trenches! Thanksgiving in the flesh mines
is a little different than elsewhere: as porn maven mr. Pam reminds us, it
means penis-stuffed turkeys, undressed men rather than well-dressed birds, and thanking
God for anal-ese
during Grace. You know you love us, XOXO, and here’s this week’s Gossip Gangbang:


Judge a Porn By Its Cover 2: The Don’ts

Remember when I sifted through the pornos on NakedSword and pulled out the covers that I thought were the best? Well, I had to overlook a lot of hideous, disturbing, FUCKED UP covers then, and going back to find some to showcase together for the DONT’s now proved to be one of the most excruciating experiences I’ve had since I’ve worked here. It made for a great appetite suppressant though: OMG NEW DIET CRAZE?????????

After the jump, take a look at some box covers that make me wanna die.

Judge a Porn By Its Cover!

They say that you should never judge a book by its cover. They’re totally wrong. Bad marketing is always something that should be judged, harshly in our opinion, while awesome covers deserve unmitigated praise, attention, and preference. “Why buy something that will look ugly on your bookshelf?”  The same is true in gay porn packaging. With the wealth of outstanding imagery that pornographers have to design graphics around, it’s a marvel that some studios pump out nothing but ugly video boxes. Sifting through the newest additions to NakedSword 4.0, we couldn’t help but be amused by some of the porn boxcovers that we came across and impressed by their sheer artistic value. After the jump, check out some of the prettiest pornos that NS has to offer, and also feel free to check out our follow-up: The Don’ts.

Cosmo, Girl? The New Gay Minstrelsy

minstrelThumb.jpg Their shirts are unbuttoned, their hair is moussed, and their default expression is “Fierce!”  They may not tap dance, but the post-Will-and-Grace era has our reality TV schedules filled with stereotypical re-imaginings of actual homosexuals so predictable in their gayface that even Charles Nelson Reilly would have winced. They’re waxed and tweezed and teased and highlighted.

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