Jake Cruise Calls His Anus An “Old Girl”
Geriatric temptress and prolific producer Jake Cruise was brave enough to spill some secrets of his unlikely success in a recent interview. Test out your gag reflex by seeing how much you can read.
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Tales of the Shitty: The Castro Bartender
While all of you are out there tonight in the shitshow getting fucked up and trying to find something, animal or mineral, to shove up your butts before bed, a legion of brave, battle-scarred young men (and the occasional gal or tranny) is working hard for the money to provide you with your good times.
Sex, Drag and Rockin’ Holes: The 2008 Grabby Award Winners
We’re confused as to what day it is, and where this inflatable sheep came from, but the 2008 Grabby Awards are over and all for the better. We’re not that young anymore and the penicillin isn’t as effective as it used to be. So while we sober up and try to find our underwear, here’s a quick look at the winners of the 2008 Grabbys.
Grabby Awards and IML This Weekend in Chicago
Like a once-in-a-lifetime confluence of astronomical events, the International Mr. Leather Expo is happening in Chicago this weekend AT THE SAME TIME as the infamous Grabby Awards. The Sword will be covering the weekend live-blog style, in association with Fleshbot. After the jump, a refresher (in case you missed them the first time) on this year’s Grabby nominees.
EXCLUSIVE!: Sword Leaks Grabby Nominations
Thanks to a few well-placed handjobs and a bottle of Kahlua, we’ve weaseled our way into Grabby headquarters and stolen the list of nominees that’s scheduled to be published tomorrow. We started to tally the studio with the most noms, the movie with the most noms and the studio with the most movies and, well, wait… what were we saying? Sorry, we totally fell asleep. It doesn’t really matter since there’s enough noms here for each studio to spin, Bush-style, an edge up on the competition. By noon tomorrow, everyone will be in the lead.
Rhodes Gags, Puts Foot Down On ‘Stinky’ Model
We take back what we said about the glamorous life of a porn star. Life for the Falcon Exclusive isn’t always filled with runway shows, GHB and non-consensual sex: sometimes it involves straight up skank. In Erik Rhodes’ latest dispatch from the Los Angeles set of Afterparty-a sexual roman a clef in which hunky Rhodes gets fisted in one scene and enjoys “interracial” double penetration in another-the star encountered something he couldn’t stomach: a smelly model. Rhodes won’t disclose his name, and instead refers to him, with no small amount of charm and subtlety, as ‘stinky dick’:
Jett Blakk’s 7 Tips For Seducing Straight Men
When GayVN-winning director Jett Blakk sent us the porno How To Seduce A Straight Man, we were curious if we could use it to replicate his success. Three black eyes later, we filed suit against the director. Turns out, we were doing it all wrong. As part of his settlement, Jett Blakk agreed to give us actual tips for seducing straight men. While courage, both liquid and otherwise, is in involved in these recipes, we have to say they work better than the penis in the popcorn trick that nearly resulted in a situation that would have required Romaine Patterson to save us.