American Idol Transitions… To Porn Star!
We knew we’d be seeing American Idol contestant Zachary Travis again, we just didn’t expect it to be naked!
We knew we’d be seeing American Idol contestant Zachary Travis again, we just didn’t expect it to be naked!
If we were serving porn this Thanksgiving instead of pickings from the Safeway hot food bar, you’d be back for seconds.
Screw gay-for-pay: if you want to get off to a real straight man, head to the other side of the video store. Not long ago, straight porn was dominated by ugly everymen like Ron Jeremy, who allowed thousands of fat masturbating men to imagine that they, too, could have sex with Seka. Oh, how times have changed!
When GayVN-winning director Jett Blakk sent us the porno How To Seduce A Straight Man, we were curious if we could use it to replicate his success. Three black eyes later, we filed suit against the director. Turns out, we were doing it all wrong. As part of his settlement, Jett Blakk agreed to give us actual tips for seducing straight men. While courage, both liquid and otherwise, is in involved in these recipes, we have to say they work better than the penis in the popcorn trick that nearly resulted in a situation that would have required Romaine Patterson to save us.