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How to Look Good, Satisfactory or Offensively Bad Naked


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This week has been a remarkable one for gays to take their clothes off and strut around cyberspace like Marilyn Fucking Monroe. March is a notoriously unsettling part of the year, because it marks the peak of our frustration with the freezing-cold winter and the beginning of summer on the gay calendar. Whether you’re stripping in the streets for Mardi Gras in Sydney or taking some much-needed R&R time from your royal tour of duty overseas, it’s time for the shirt to come off, the sunglasses to take residence over your tan-streaked face, and

Prince Harry ‘Outed’ in Afghanistan, Photographed Shirtless Multiple Times

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It’s so funny because we were just thinking of him!  Prince Harry’s military unit’s been on a secret mission, or something, in Afghanistan and because Matt Drudge is still an asshole, information of his unit’s location was leaked to the press and now he has to come home.  But there’s more!  The ginger-headed dreamboat also liked to kill time in the desert kicking around a football with his shirt off, and these photographs seem to have been leaked as well.  And with that, we leave you quietly with the evidence, which you can add to your spank bank along with these of his hot (though slightly pastier) brother.

Worst in Gay Marketing: Air New Zealand’s Pink Flight to Sydney Mardi Gras

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What’s worse than a 14 hour flight? How about a 14 hour “gay” flight.

Generally on long flights (like the only slightly less homo-rific one we just took to Sydney ourselves) we like to pop a Valium, order an adult beverage (or two), kick back and drift off to sleep. The less we can be reminded that we’re trapped in a tube 30,000 feet up the better. No such luck for the gay early adopters who are booked on this headache.

As marketing departments scramble for new ways to shake you down for your dual-income-no-kids disposable gay dollar, they seemed to have reached a new low in pandering.

Judge a Porn By Its Cover 2: The Don’ts

Remember when I sifted through the pornos on NakedSword and pulled out the covers that I thought were the best? Well, I had to overlook a lot of hideous, disturbing, FUCKED UP covers then, and going back to find some to showcase together for the DONT’s now proved to be one of the most excruciating experiences I’ve had since I’ve worked here. It made for a great appetite suppressant though: OMG NEW DIET CRAZE?????????

After the jump, take a look at some box covers that make me wanna die.

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