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Time-Honored Torsos: James Dean

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Hollywood heartthrobs come and go, but James Dean is forever. Look, schmo: we’re a bunch of classy broads over here at The Sword, okay? So you can probably find other websites that feature the kind of cum-dumping, poo-eating, piggy freak sex you need to look at in order to have a meaningful meantime of masturbation, but we prefer to gaze at James Dean, imagine him making out with Sal Mineo, roll up our t-shirt sleeves, and fantasize about rebels without causes and we’re not sorry about it. GET SOME SELF-RESPECT! JAMES DEAN IS A LEGEND!

Model Undress: Garrett Neff Strips for Calvin Klein

CS-garettneffTH.jpg CLICK’s rising superstar Garrett Neff made headlines earlier this year when he was tapped to replace Jamie Burke in Calvin Klein Jeans’ ubiquitous ad campaign (a sure sign of impending mega-wattage). Also the face of Calvin Klein’s MAN fragrance, Garrett has strutted the runway for Perry Ellis, Louis Vuitton, and John Varvatos among others, and has been prominently featured in issues of V MAN, Details, GQ, and Numèro Homme. With his pouty lips, symmetrical features, and austere expression, Garrett reminds us

Porno Glossary: Caverject

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You never know when fate will favor you and you’ll end up on a porno set. But trust us, little chickens, when you find yourself with flesh flying to your left, and wafts of marijuana smoke floating to your right, and everyone speaking in an incomprehensible vernacular, you’ll be happy you had us as your own personal Rosetta Stone. Below, the first of a weekly series translating those terms and phrases you’ll be likely hear on set.

Frisky Porn Exclusives Reveal Secret Talents, Vices on Group Shoot

IN-SwordShootBlakeRileyTH.jpg What happens when you get seven exclusives from seven different studios together in the same room? A good deal of penis touching, it seems. The boys came together as part of a boxing themed photo shoot for NakedSword by Greg Thompson whose extensive work with Chi Chi LaRue and other studios has provided more than a few scandalous coffee-table books.

10 Covers Later, Vanity Fair Finally Realizes Madonna Is a Desperate, Megalomaniacal Cult Leader


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We’ve always wondered if meeting Madonna would be as surreal as we think it would be (or if her eyes would turn us to stone). Rich Cohen seems to be still alive-but just barely-after profiling the pop icon/ singer/ actress/ mother/ African baby buyer/ children’s author/ clothing designer/ eagle-spreader/ movie producer/ writer/ director/ human rights leader/ social activist/ New Yorker/ Angeleno/ Brit/ Michiganite/ Kabbalist/ Catholic/ Brunette and Blonde/ STAR for Vanity Fair.

V Magazine Launches 2008 Male Model Search With Hedi Slimane And If You Stop Eating Now, Maybe You’ll Have A Shot In Hell

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This season, New York fashion tome V Magazine asks, “DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ON THE COVER OF VMAN?” If “what it takes” means “translucent skin, goth tattoos, and manorexia” and you just exclaimed “YES!” then it looks like you may be getting your lucky break. In a sequel to the publication’s successful modeling competition “V a Model,” they’re partnering with Hedi Slimane and Ford Models to launch a second search focusing squarely on the boys. Considering the fact that the first winner, Amanda Laine, earned a shoot with Mario Testino, an opening runway slot at Miu Miu and McQueen, and closed out the Louis Vuitton show (holy shit), it’s safe to say the stakes are high. The search is a breath of fresh air from the pay-cable spectacles of humiliation we’ve grown accustomed to monitoring, as not only will the prize outdo anything we’re likely to witness on the tube, but contestants probably won’t be forced to castrate themselves in front of Naomi Campbell either. The eye-candy is even hotter too, if the top 10 is any indication in the user-based voting system. Our bets are on Bob Marley-lover Daniel Neeson. Cast your application or vote at VMagazine.com.

W.H. Auden Was a Cock-Hungry Whore

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The poem is called “The Platonic Blow” and is included in a new volume called The Best American Erotic Verse, and as New York Magazine puts it, it’s basically “like a Penthouse forum letter… with no women.” Auden (pictured, right, with lover Christopher Isherwood) apparently wrote it in 1948 and circulated it only among friends, but when an unauthorized publication occurred in 1965 he denied writing it. Auden was openly gay his entire life, traveling to Weimar Berlin in 1929 because it was the only place in Europe where one could be openly gay. But this poem was written in New York, on “a spring day… when the air/ Smelled like a locker room.” It’s about picking up a stranger on a stoop for an anonymous blowjob, and lest you believe that gay sex prior to the 1970s was always furtive and shameful and conducted in through a glory hole while wearing a tweed suit, this poem will prove otherwise.

While You Were Filling Out a Schedule C, RJ Danvers Was Getting Rug Burns

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Porn stars know we live vicariously through them, so while you were busy antiquing and stocking up on toilet paper at Sam’s Club, they spent St. Patrick’s Day weekend sacrificing their sterling reputations by engaging in semi-anonymous couplings, ingesting illicit compounds and dancing all night. But you needn’t pore over their blogs-their so-called lives are all meticulously detailed in our Monday Hangover Report.

Playboy, Schnapps and Melrose Place Rip-Offs: The Sword Editors Recall ‘My First Porno’

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Our buddies over at QueerMeNow have started a monthly feature called a Blog Circle Jerk wherein the greatest minds of our generation at Fleshbot, Starrfucker, The Sword and a few other gay-porn- centric web concerns come together to respond to a single a question so that we, and all y’all, can compare answers for our mutual amusement. It’s like writing a theme for school in 4th grade! The first installment, which was suggested by The Sword’s own Michael Stabile: My First Porno.

Meet the Meat: Tristan Phoenix

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New Raging Stallion exclusive Tristan Phoenix chats with The Sword in between takes on the set of Steve Cruz’s Hotter Than Hell this past weekend in San Francisco.  Hailing from Napa and currently employed full time at a winery, Tristan is just the sort of power-bottom with a taste for Cabernet thick dicks who we’ve been dreaming of for years.

American Booty, Too: Can You Match the Porn With Its Hollywood Inspiration?

IN-AmericanBootyTH.jpg Porn directors are sentimental fags like us, so it should come as no surprise that many of your favorite porn scripts are secretly based on classic movies-Chi Chi’s latest, Unknown is based on Ghost, and Steve Cruz’s Hotter Than Hell drew its inspiration from The Devil and Daniel Webster. Or maybe it was Bedazzled. But for every totally obvious porn parody (Oliver Twink, American Booty, Raiders of the Lost Arse) there’s a host of movies that you might never have realized drew their inspiration from mainstream. (Damn the distractions of the flesh.) See if you can match the the porn movies after the jump with the Hollywood screenplays that inspired them.

Damien Crosse Becomes Raging Stallion Exclusive

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Damien Crosse announced today that he just finished filming his first non-Titan scene, opposite Steve Cruz in the Raging Stallion feature Steve Cruz’s Hotter Than Hell.  Crosse had announced last week that he was moving on after two years with Titan Media but had not revealed where he would be going. Crosse has been nothing if not diplomatic about the decision, saying, “I really enjoyed working with the
guys at [Titan]-they were great people and we made some
excellent films together-but after two years there I just wanted to
try to do something new and different. Raging Stallion is the company
that shoots some of my favorite porn, so it was an easy choice.”  After the jump, a few pics from the set and one from a recent modeling gig for a French boy mag.

Steve Cruz: Don’t Have Sex Without Me

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Steve Cruz may have been a pass-around party bottom in the past, but if you’re looking for someone to breed these days, head back to the Ramrod. The porn star-turned-directrix is taking the time saved by not shaving his balls to unveil the “How I Roll” safe sex campaign and to shoot “Steve Cruz’s Hotter Than Hell” all in the same week. The former features condoms adorned with the furry buggerer’s cartoonish visage, the latter with his punnish name. We’re not the first ones to say there’s no escaping the Steve Cruz juggernaut, but really-can’t we get a nut without him?

Tim Gunn: He Laughs, He Cries, He Goes Home Lonely

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Oh, the timeliness of it all! Just as Bravo’s token gay brainchild that is Project Runway draws to a close this week, the webs are alive with sightings and outtakes of queen minstrel Tim Gunn, so we thought we’d give you this quick roundup of all things sad and marvelous featuring the white-haired wonder himself. Come on, you know you’ll miss him!

It all started Friday with this Gawker Stalker item, the lede being “Tim Gunn is Sad.”  It seems little Tim was spotted alone and bereft-seeming at Upper East Side sugar daddy/hustler lounge The Townhouse. When the spotter tried approaching him for some friendly starfuckery, Herr Gunn simply mouthed, “Go away.”  We can’t vouch for the classiness/classlessness of the approach, or if there was a cocktail napkin autograph demand involved, but the image remains oddly haunting.

Sydney Dispatch #3: 5 Things American Gays Can Learn from Australian Gays

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We admit we were a little crabby when we landed, but after three days of
barramundi, wine and cruising, on the harbor and otherwise, we’re feeling a
little bit better about San Francisco’s sister city down under. In fact, we like it so much upside-down here, we think we might
bring something of their gay culture back to the states, and we’re not talking
about the ecstasy hidden in our wig.

Aden and Jordan Jaric Join the Cast of ‘Another Gay Sequel’

IN-Jarics.jpgLooks like the Fort Lauderdale set of Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild was hotter than we originally imagined. At the last minute, Falcon’s monogamous exclusives  Aden and Jordan Jaric joined the formidable cast, which already included Brent Corrigan and Michael Lucas. Playing the Vanna Whites to RuPaul and the Lady Bunny’s combined Pat Sajak, the studio’s latest It-boys participate in “Gays Gone Wild”-the film’s titular Spring Break-style game show-as presenters.

For the couple, who popped up on the industry’s radar mere nanoseconds ago, the casting marks a serious career jump-start.

Bareback Lawsuits and a Heart-Warming Engagement

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On the latest Tim and
Roma Show
, the two “Best Personality” nominees (thanks for giving them big heads, Cybersocket!) wax political over how barebacking
titles seem to be gaining popularity and how the trend parallels increased HIV
rates among gay men. Too bad the episode didn’t air before the filming of British Bareback Vacation, because one
of the co-stars contracted HIV on the set and is now thinking of suing the
film’s producers in
order to prevent other young men from suffering the same fate.
. Hasn’t anyone told him that being popular is
the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS? (via GayVN
News
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