Is Collin O’Neal Trying To Spread Swine Flu?
Porn star and director Collin O’Neal, who’s made his name with his self-produced World of Men series, can not stop getting on planes.
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If You Do Poppers, Tré Xavier Will Not Fuck You, Unless He’s Feeling Desperate, So Actually He Will
The late-blooming porn star Tré Xavier, who lives at a Brooklyn sex party, thinks those poppers are turning your boi pussy into a slothy, gaping abyss. So he’s not going to fuck you. Or rather, yes he is. But he’s not going to enjoy himself that much, okay?
Dallas Reeves: “Passion is My Niche”
This entry comes to us from special correspondent The Unabashed Queer. While his fellow porn star peers fraternized around him, Dallas Reeves, sat alone in the back row of the GayVN Awards run-through like the new kid in school.
Meet Shane Risk, Porn’s Newest Pocket Gay
PR stuntman Jason Curious would like you to meet his latest find, a self-described “power bottom, pocket gay, cocksucker and all-around nice guy” named Shane Risk.
EXCLUSIVE: Erik Rhodes & François Sagat, Together At Last
It has been no secret that François Sagat has been chasing Erik Rhodes’ plump tail for years.
Elderly Japanese Porn Star Makes Jake Cruise Look Like a Candy Boi Twink
Meet 74-year-old Shigeo Tokudo, a retired travel agent whose wife and kids don’t know he’s a porn star.
Barrett Long: “You Can Call It ‘Bi’ … I Spell It B-U-Y”
Grin-and-Barrett Long went onto the Howard Stern show this morning and talked about smoking pot, getting a blowjob from a Dallas Cowboy and the one downside to having an 11-inch cock.
Brent Corrigan: “It’s Wide Open From Here”
Having finally fulfilled his role as a key witness in Harlow Cuadra’s murder trial, Brent Corrigan is back at home, and he’s ready to move on.
STOP WEARING THIS: Lady Jeans
Nothing grosses us out more than seeing a beautiful man–perfect jaw, good teeth, tits to beat the band–only to have him turn around and he’s got some embroidered fucking jeans on with lady flaps on the pockets to keep his tampons from falling out.
Tyra Wins GLAAD Award, Throws Gay Hate Party
To thank GLAAD for the gay icon award they’re giving her, Tyra Banks threw a party for the most fucked-up gay guys in the country.
Have You Hugged An Ultimate Fighter Today?
A studly former Ultimate Fighter named War Machine was arrested after getting all fighty at a gay club in Las Vegas.
Is 3D Porn The Next Big Thing?
Hong Kong porn kings are spending $4 million to create a three dimensional porn film.
Heklina, Drag Impresario, Enlightens Us
In a recent interview with The Unabashed Queer, legendary San Francisco drag queen Heklina talks about cruising before the internet, wincing at all the lemming-like gays around her and having sex in drag.
Talking Dirty With… Lady Bunny
The irrepressible Lady Bunny has been donning drag, turning tricks and entertaining the gays since early in the last century.
Sites We Love to Hate: Davey Wavey’s Break the Illusion
Where do we start? He calls himself Davey Wavey. He dislikes shirts. He has way too nice an apartment for a 25-year-old and way too much fucking energy.
Top 10 Cruising Spots of 2008
The insatiable perverts at CruisingForSex.com have compiled the nation’s most popular cruising spots of the year. We present them after the jump, along with our favorite reader comment for each location.
If Someone Who’s A Lot Hotter Than You Wants to Pay You For Sex, Then He’s Probably a Cop
Twenty years after Dr. Dre told us to Fuck Tha Police, six Manhattan adult stores are being sued by the city after dozens of men were arrested for actually trying to fuck the police.
G.O.Penis: Republigays Plan Political Meeting / Orgy
The Gay/Bi Republican Association of Sonoma County are planning a meeting this week, and it will promptly be followed by a sex orgy.
Sites We Love: Gingerhead Man
Run, run, fast as you can! Before the freaks at Gingerhead Man post your cock pics!
Quel Horror!: The 7 Gayest Moments in Horror
There is no escaping the connection between sex and death in horror movies. Sex creates vulnerability. Vulnerability is perfect for murder (so they say). Like most things, when the sex and murder turns queer they become all the more enjoyable to watch. In honor of Halloween, here are our 7 picks for best homo-oriented horror flicks.
Porn Stars Coming Out For Obama
While porn fans come in both red and blue, it shouldn’t come as a suprise (except maybe to Manhunt founder Jonathan Crutchly) that gay porn stars are rooting for Obama. Of course, when we started polling porn stars, Obama could barely get a hand-job from the boys; now, they’re nearly orgasmic in their support and posting blogs about him … in ALL CAPS even! And while some even made private noise about supporting McCain during primary season, even the most outspoken of them hasn’t risked the ire of the McCain-hating gays.
Collin O’Neal’s Guide to Getting Laid and High In Dubai
Collin O’Neal has turned his globe-trotting lifestyle into one large business deduction with his World of Men line. And while he’s made it possible for us to masturbate to Lebanese men, sometimes it’s not enough. After Obama’s triumpant Middle East tour, we thought we’d ask O’Neal (who recently returned from Dubai) how a gay man might get a little action in the land of hajibs and kebabs.
Condo Complex With Tranny-Like Name Using Same Model As Escort Agency
A Fort Lauderdale condominium development with the very drag-queeny name of Poinsettia Landings is using the same model in their final “closeout” advertising push as ClassifiedEscorts.com. We all know the real estate market is hurting, especially in places like Florida, but does sex really sell everything? Even condos? It smells a bit of desperation, but we suppose it isn’t that much of a stretch. Real estate agents are bigger whores than anyone who ever sucked a cock for a hundred dollars.
The evidence, after the jump.
Such a Nice Man: Herb Baumeister
You ever hear of this guy? Well, you would have if you’re from Indiana, or if you, like us, enjoy watching true crime shows on basic cable when you come home drunk at 3 a.m. and like to sit with the TV and a hunk of cheese. We offer you this brief profile of the accidental monster Herb Baumeister, who possibly killed more men than Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy combined all while living a peaceful suburban life with wife and kids in Indiana. So, if you’ve ever found yourself going home with a stranger and wondered if you might end up strangled and dismembered and buried in the yard, heed the following clues and you can thank The Sword for saving your life.
Pete Wentz, and All the Other Decoy Gay Coverboys of OUT and The Advocate
We aren’t naive. We know that pretty covers sell magazines, and that sensational headlines do too. But we’ve got to call bullshit on the latest lead stories and prettyboy headshots to grace the covers of OUT and The Advocate (that Anderson cover is truly egregious–the article is about gray haired men). Emo posterboy and husband to the lesser Simpson sister, Pete Wentz, is on the cover of the latest issue of OUT along with the big bold pull-quote “YEAH, I AM A FAG.” (Spoiler alert: he’s not.)
Mom Thought They Were Straight?: James Dean & Sal Mineo
We’re winding down this series on the high-profile, 20th century, down-low homophiles who Mom thought were just “real characters.” As historical (or historically relevant–sorry, Elton)
Get In Shape for Summer With Some Handy-Dandy Man Candy (Or, With Richard Simmons)
Online video streams-when not entertaining us through diary rants, sketch comedy, bloopers, racehorse leprechauns, performance art, and TMZ-can be a wonderful place to access workout tapes for free! Sending the Buns of Steels and Tae-Bos of late-night infomercials into their cultural graves, you no longer need to shell out 5 easy payments of $9.95 to sculpt yourself a frame of Erik Rhodesian proportions.
QUIZ ANSWERS: Porn or Roman Empire?
Here are the answers… we hope you’re as surprised/disturbed as we were.
Avatars, Easter Bunnies, And Assholes: This Week In Gay Photos
Our favorite gay, homophobic, synthetic and “not-gay” celebrities have made for quite a multicolored springtime week in gay photography. Much like Lil’ Kim and Robin Antin must weed through a gaggle of bellowing, horny teens in order to form the perfect “Girlicious” pop group on network television, so must we tastefully curate ten perfect images which synopsize a week in new boyfriends, blowjobs and blowhards. Ladies and queens, we give you this retarded Week In Gay Photos.
W.H. Auden Was a Cock-Hungry Whore
The poem is called “The Platonic Blow” and is included in a new volume called The Best American Erotic Verse, and as New York Magazine puts it, it’s basically “like a Penthouse forum letter… with no women.” Auden (pictured, right, with lover Christopher Isherwood) apparently wrote it in 1948 and circulated it only among friends, but when an unauthorized publication occurred in 1965 he denied writing it. Auden was openly gay his entire life, traveling to Weimar Berlin in 1929 because it was the only place in Europe where one could be openly gay. But this poem was written in New York, on “a spring day… when the air/ Smelled like a locker room.” It’s about picking up a stranger on a stoop for an anonymous blowjob, and lest you believe that gay sex prior to the 1970s was always furtive and shameful and conducted in through a glory hole while wearing a tweed suit, this poem will prove otherwise.
Playboy, Schnapps and Melrose Place Rip-Offs: The Sword Editors Recall ‘My First Porno’
Our buddies over at QueerMeNow have started a monthly feature called a Blog Circle Jerk wherein the greatest minds of our generation at Fleshbot, Starrfucker, The Sword and a few other gay-porn- centric web concerns come together to respond to a single a question so that we, and all y’all, can compare answers for our mutual amusement. It’s like writing a theme for school in 4th grade! The first installment, which was suggested by The Sword’s own Michael Stabile: My First Porno.
Barack Obama: Does He Love Us or Is He Blowing Sunshine Up Our Asses?
We like Barack. He’s nice, and kind of hunky, and he says a lot of things we want to hear. Hillary also seems nice, reminds us of our mothers, says things we want to hear-a bitch behind closed doors, sure, but so are we. So while we seem to instinctively believe that Hillary is still this dorky young open-hearted liberal girl with glasses and bad pants, and we’re not sure which part of us loves Barack and which part just wants to suck him off, we continue to ask ourselves: If we went all the way, would he still love us tomorrow?
Jett Blakk’s 7 Tips For Seducing Straight Men
When GayVN-winning director Jett Blakk sent us the porno How To Seduce A Straight Man, we were curious if we could use it to replicate his success. Three black eyes later, we filed suit against the director. Turns out, we were doing it all wrong. As part of his settlement, Jett Blakk agreed to give us actual tips for seducing straight men. While courage, both liquid and otherwise, is in involved in these recipes, we have to say they work better than the penis in the popcorn trick that nearly resulted in a situation that would have required Romaine Patterson to save us.
Judge a Porn By Its Cover 2: The Don’ts
Remember when I sifted through the pornos on NakedSword and pulled out the covers that I thought were the best? Well, I had to overlook a lot of hideous, disturbing, FUCKED UP covers then, and going back to find some to showcase together for the DONT’s now proved to be one of the most excruciating experiences I’ve had since I’ve worked here. It made for a great appetite suppressant though: OMG NEW DIET CRAZE?????????
After the jump, take a look at some box covers that make me wanna die.