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Or maybe he means something else in that arty, oblique way we’ve come to love. All we know is that our favorite Frenchman has made a new video in which he points to his scalp tattoo while muttering “dubyou dubyou dubyou ruin your life dot com.”

We know that there are two things that are never supposed to ever (under any circumstances) appear on TheSword.com: earnestness and vaginas. We know that you come back to us time and again because you trust that we will always be the outcast, angsty, grunge assholes of the porn industry who call bullshit on everything, and also because you trust our understanding that the sight of an actual female pussy will make you shriek like Sarah Jessica Parker at Christian Laboutin, clasp your palms over your eyes and give you nightmares and bad acid trips for the rest of your lives. WE GET YOU. We promise!

When the rumor hit The Sword’s HQ that our beloved pinup François Sagat was taking a break, possibly permanent, from the adult industry, things got ugly in record time. Sliding into an abject helter skelter, we called everybody we knew, rifled through our neighbors’ medicine cabinets, thought about ENDING IT, realized suicide is totally 90s, came to our senses and called Titan’s Keith Webb. “Get a grip,” he assured us. “François is just being really selective about his upcoming films, and will be choosing them on a case-by-case basis.” Oh. Well, we’re

Has Britney Spears’ new album, Blackout, triggered something darker in Francois Sagat? In a twist reminiscent of The Manchurian Candidate, the album’s debut has caused Sagat to debut an increasingly esoteric and oft-terrifying cycle of videos whose explorations of identity borrow as much from Matthew Barney and Ryan Trecartin as they do, um, Titan Media or TRL. With his masks, his ass-less tights and his weird barking dog, it’s like he’s trying to tell us something; but what? In today’s lecture, we posit some answers.

Your one-stop shop for getting up in everybody’s asses! Each week we’ll dig up all the dirt that’s served to be dished so you won’t have to dig it up yourself. This week we have Michael Lucas’s faked death, Danny Roddick’s real death and porn star responses to Britney’s career death!  Who could ask for anything more?

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Gear designer and master blogger David Mason embalmed Francois Sagat in spandex, giving the universal cock-muse a chance to display his confusingly perfect ass while complaining about how he doesn’t get fucked enough.

Halloween wasn’t all tricks — in an ghoulish treat, Francois Sagat drunkenly proposed to colleague Erik Rhodes via YouTube.

With their mutual fondness for Nine Inch Nails, fashion designers and pectorals the size of Greenland, it’s a wonder we didn’t see this coming.

Gay porn superstar François Sagat returns to BUTT Magazine in the Spring 2008 issue, where he strips naked and gets playful with “famous celebrity chaser” Gary Lee Boas, showcasing his increasing appeal as not only a hog-tied piss victim and general XXX-covergirl but also as a visible gay celebrity. Could his foray into avant-garde Britney karaoke be what’s pushed him further into the gay consciousness, or is it simply the fact that he’s so conspicuously tattooed and memorable? Surely Gary might’ve had his pick of any celebrity to be his co-star in the pictorial, so François’ presence certainly speaks highly of him.

Two years ago, François Sagat made a video of himself brushing his teeth. It was awesome. Today, Daveo Falaveo made a video of himself brushing his teeth. It was stupid.

Tim & Roma visit the set of Titan’s Funhouse to discuss world politics with the beloved Francois Sagat and a smiley, studly first-timer named Ethan Anders.

Steve Cruz, gay porn’s own Energizer Bunny, gathered his porn friends to make a PSA in conjunction with his How I Roll safe sex campaign. The video, which features Francois Sagat, Vinnie D’Angelo, Blake Riley, Francesco D’Macho, Matthew Rush, Jason Ridge, Johnny Hazzard, Damien Crosse and others, has been featured on a bevy of blog and already been viewed over 20,000 times (not bad for three days). 

Getting inside the mind-as well as the pants-of a porn star is something we’ve all longed for once or twice, and with these new things called blogs we all have the chance to hear stories directly from the models’ own mouths fingers, sometimes daily.  As loyal Sword readers should know, RJ Danvers, Diesel Washington and Erik Rhodes are all avid bloggers, while many other stars like Steve Cruz, Francois Sagat and Brent Corrigan also dabble as online diarists. If you’ve been paying attention to the sometimes sordid, always amusing musings of the porn elite, this week’s quiz should be a snap. The first email we get with all correct answers will receive a month of free porn on NakedSword. To quote Spaceballs: Do your worst.