Which Porn Star’s Boyfriend Would You Fuck if You Could? (You Can’t.)
Porn stars’ boyfriends: they’re just like us! Except for the dating a porn star thing. Below, pictures and a poll.
Porn stars’ boyfriends: they’re just like us! Except for the dating a porn star thing. Below, pictures and a poll.
Marcus Lehman, a promising young doctor from Jacksonville, probably didn’t know that his mushroom tip would end up flopping around on high definition TV sets across America when he filled out that SURVIVOR: Gambon audition form.
Chad Hardy, the lustful Las Vegas Mormon behind the sexy Mormons Exposed calendar series has been excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints over the “beefcake” pictorials that showcased the buffer and vainer side of the church’s legendary missionaries (note bouffant at right). While we can’t quite muster the same degree of disbelief that Hardy and others are exhibiting in the face of the notoriously conservative church’s reaction to the calendar, we can take an extra moment to ogle the 2009 coverboy who, with his five o’clock looks less like a man of the cloth and more like a man of the cum rag.
Remember Jeffrey Dahmer? Who could forget that hottie, right? After hearing about the “smiley face” case, in which over 40 college guys have gone missing after nights of drinking and been found dead in rivers across the country, we decided to re-open the files on some other unsolved gay serial killings. Granted, the possible motive in the “smiley-face” killings has not been revealed, but the sexual component of serial murder, coupled with the reasonably attractive, drunk college status of the victims, as well as our own tendency
When it comes to matters of the flesh, it’s been an eventful spring. We know that spring break is over for most of you (assuming that any of you, dear readers, are actually young enough to enjoy it), but we’re hoping that the time off from the books has given everyone a chance to catch up on the three months of arrests, awards and AndroGel patches that you might have missed. Do you know Erik Rhodes from Eric Hanson? Can you sing all the words to “I Wanna Teabag You?” The most number of correct answers wins free porn from Michael Lucas and first runner-up, a one-month membership on NakedSword.com.