Longtime readers of The Sword will remember that 2011 was The Year of Ethan. The model who began his career as Sean Cody’s Ethan, and who now goes by Ethan Elliott, was easily one of the hottest finds Sean Cody made in the last five years, with his ripped body, 10-inch uncut dick, and kill-me-now beautiful smile.
At 2109 Broadway, on New York’s Upper West Side, stands the Ansonia Hotel, a building which was once the major destination for horny gay New Yorkers, thanks to the famous den of sin that existed in the building’s basement: the legendary Continental Baths.
As of yesterday my money was definitely on someone younger, but according to “sources” who spoke “exclusively” with Entertainment Weekly, Tom Daley’s new boyfriend is Oscar-winning screenwriter Dustin Lance Black. Who is twice his age. Plus one.
Also, in this sure-to-be-award-worthy instant classic, Rush fucks his massage therapist, Landon Conrad. The only character he doesn’t want to fuck, actually, is his wife.
In today’s GuysInSweatpants update, Ben Driver annihilates Brit newcomer Tyson Tyler’s ass in an epic foreskin fiesta featuring two of the biggest cocks in gay porn. In fact, they are so enormous, there are only seven things in existence that are slightly larger than these two uncircumcised cocks. Here are those seven things.
Just when I was about to fall asleep reading this Queerty interview with Brent Corrigan, I see this? What’s the story behind your appearance in Milk? I actually read for a much bigger part in that film, but looking back there was no way I was every [sic] going to be seriously considered for it. It was an embarrassment walking …
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The list of this year’s Cybersocket Awards winners, which honor the best in gay porn, has just leaked, and I’m the only one who has it.
Months after Black’s bareback fuck shots surfaced online, the Oscar-winning Hollywood darling is filing a lawsuit demanding $3 million and claiming that he thought the camera was aimed at his face and torso — not the underside of his alabaster shaft and the spongy front entrance to his raw anal hallway.
Lady Bunny’s hilarious cameo in Lucas Entertainment’s new film Brothers’ Reunion is a perfect example of making the most of only a few seconds of screen time.
This year’s GayVN Awards, presented by NakedSword.com in conjunction with Adult Video News, are this Saturday, March 28th, and they come with a weekend of events including a MAJOR afterparty in San Francisco that will be open to the public.
A new Esquire of profile of Clive Owen includes interviews with friends and co-stars, including Julia Roberts, who reveals that George Clooney is totally “obsessed with Clive.”
The 2009 GayVN nominations are out, kids! As per uje, there are about nine thousand of them! And did we mention this year’s porn oscars are going to be QUITE A SHOW?
Are you going to Sundance? Yeah, neither are we. But we can dream right?
The Sword isn’t exclusively interested in drug- adoring porn stars and modern celebrities who can’t keep their shirts on. We’re also fascinated with the proto-homos of yesteryear — the ones like Rock, Tony and Paul — who helped build the foundation of twentieth century fagdom from deep within their Hollywood Hills closets. We also have a special affection for later gays like Elton, Truman, Charles and Freddie who pre-dated AIDS and parades, were modest in their outness, and who, therefore, our mothers were pretty clueless about until we told them. Today we look at another fellow from the former camp, a closeted leading man with a face and a body that would make any modern ‘mo feel tingly down there.
It seems as though all of the speculation about JC Chasez and Chace Crawford’s bromance has finally gotten to the former *NSYNC-er, who decided (or, more likely, his publicist decided) that now’s the time to plan a press junket for his TV series on MTV, which is about to end, so he can talk a lot about girls and put the gay rumors to rest. Phoning in a flaming rant to 104.7 KISS FM the other day, JC got down to business. He told hosts JohnJay and Rich:
In a move reminiscent of daytime soaps, the prime-time WB drama Gossip Girl is spreading rumors that one of its teenage male characters is going to come out as gay in an upcoming episode. By golly, which one of these prim, pouty, semi-effeminate butt pirates could it possibly be? Commenters on AfterElton.com (a crew we fear is about hair’s breadth from becoming cat-collecting shut-ins who listen to Derek & Romaine while they drink Razzmatazz and write stalky emails to Hugh Jackman) concur that it’s probably Erik van der Woodsen, Serena’s suicidal younger brother.
Following the ambiguously gay news of their public display of obsession at Elton John’s Oscar Party late last month, ex-NSYNCer JC Chasez and Gossip Girl‘s man-banger Chace Crawford decided to escape the blinding glare of Hollywood paparazzi by totally going to the airport together and getting photographed, and then boarding a plane to Las Vegas. While it remains technically possible that the two are merely good pals, partaking in some sort of debauched male bonding in the city of sin, we’d like to point out that because the duo in question happen to both be pretty boys from a teen soap and a boy band, that the possibility of their gayness exponentially increases. Dubbed by some as the new Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong, though they’ve yet to go topless, “Gay-C Chacez” (as we’re evidently now calling them) are also rumored to be shacking up in Los Angeles.
Ever since Bryan Boy — ”the most glamorous faggot in the Third World” — posted a side-by-side of Brent Corrigan and Zac Efron, our porn-drenched brains have been trying to take thing a step further by wondering who else we’d cast in the Hollywood version of the Bryan Kocis murder trial. For those not familiar with the case, here’s the Cliff’s Notes Version.
After the jump, our casting choices.
Late last night when all of the grown-ups were peacefully asleep, MTV aired the documentary program TRUE LIFE: I Work in the Sex Industry profiling Jet Set exclusive Aaron James, and somewhere in the world a future porn star was born.
OMG! Oscar weekend! All the stars in the grand Hollywood firmament were out and aglow and the town was buzzing with self-congratulations. The gays are also abuzz with all the big! gay! moments! of the evening, which include:
1) Some 38-minute documentary about dying lesbians won Best Documentary Short Subject;
2) The nomination for said documentary was announced by a big gay “petty officer” live via satellite in Iraq who had so clearly peed his pants to be included in the Academy Awards broadcast;
3) Veteran producer and homo Scott Rudin thanked his partner, John Barlow, when accepting the award for Best Picture for No Country for Old Men. He also called him ‘honey’ and said, curiously, about his statuette: “Without you, honey, this would just be hardware,” by which he meant a dildo.
It’s difficult enough for us to fathom how members of the Academy sit through all of the bloated, three-hour Hollywood period-dramas that make up the list of nominees for the Oscars, so it’s not surprising that GayVN voters weren’t keen on watching every scene of every porno up for consideration at this year’s GayVN Awards. With movies like GRUNTS clocking in at six discs of material, how were the powers-that-be supposed to know that Dark Alley Media’s 8 1/2 contained a few moments of supposed barebacking content when their DVD players were set permanently on fast-forward? We first heard the story when Fleshbot reported yesterday that the studio, infamous for raising the bar on shock value with films about Jesus Christ’s crucifixion and Guantanamo Bay, had its scenes nominated from 8 1/2 (inches, in a nod to Fellini) inconspicuously removed from the nominations list on GayVN.com, and J.C. Adams confirmed the disqualification yesterday afternoon.
Now that the Writers’ Guild of America has voted overwhelmingly to end their strike and trot on back to work today, the gay world can exhale knowing that the Oscars, our own very special Super Bowl, will proceed as planned. Also, it becomes clear that God must love us-despite what Governors Romney and Huckabee would have you believe-because the end of the strike also means that several more of our favorite shows will be returning by April and we won’t be stuck with nothing on earth to live for besides Top Model. After the jump, our top five reasons not to reach for the Seconal and end it all just yet.