Zac ❤ Rock
When Zac Efron chatted with Vogue and answered 73 questions about himself, one of them, in particular, is raising errr, eyebrows.
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Zac Is Banging a Boy Named Bubba
The tweens among you (Shout out to our tween readers! You should really be somewhere more wholesome!) might know Bubba Lewis from his guest appearances on 7th Heaven and Hannah Montana, or from the gossip rags that have been mentioning him as Zac Efron’s BFF for the past year.
Shia, Ian, Dita, and Zac: A Mostly Shirtless, Mostly Coachella Gallery
It’s Monday and most of Gen Y and half of Gen X are piling into their hybrids and speeding back to their beds in the greater Los Angeles metro area and points north. We ourselves took a pass this year, but we got some texts late last night from friends (“JUSTICE! Woo hoO!” “Prince is such a tranny.”) and the internets are abuzz with various sitings. After the jump, a mostly shirtless gallery from the three-day acid-, beer-, and ecstasy-fest, which we like to think of as Burning Man Lite for the OC set (and a bonus shot of Zac Efron hard at work on HSM3).
Fake Celebrity Nudes: Where Fantasies of Jizzing On Andy Roddick’s Face Come Alive
Nobody is exempt from outrageous celebrity sexual fantasies. Whether you dream of reverse-cowboying Johnny Depp in his Crybaby jailhouse or slapping Lil Bow Wow across the face with your boner (or wait, those are ours), there’s nothing that the cyber jazz-hands of photoshop can’t abracadabra into your life! Enter “DannyHorny”, the blogspot digital imaging wunderkind who whittles away the banal hours of the day placing, for example, Shia LeBeouf’s face onto the body of a naked twink screwing in a lightbulb. We’ve become so addicted to the blog dedicated to these occasionally believable, often ridiculous celeb masterpieces that we can scarcely fathom what our lives were like before Fleshbot introduced them into our lives. While we await future posts (recommendations: Spencer Pratt blowing Michael Lucas? François Sagat sodomizing Britney?), there’s currently a Zac Efron XXX-photoshop competition we can’t wait to enter! Below, check out some of our personal favorites from Danny’s archives.
Casting Special: The Kocis Murder Movie
Ever since Bryan Boy — ”the most glamorous faggot in the Third World” — posted a side-by-side of Brent Corrigan and Zac Efron, our porn-drenched brains have been trying to take thing a step further by wondering who else we’d cast in the Hollywood version of the Bryan Kocis murder trial. For those not familiar with the case, here’s the Cliff’s Notes Version.
After the jump, our casting choices.
Lucas Fires SCUD at Queerty
Michael Lucas railed against online gay site Queerty today, charging its editors not only with anti-Semitism, but also using his good name to generate controversy and being a third-rate Perez Hilton. Queerty responded by posting a photo of post-tween sensation Zac Efron’s underwear-clad buttocks.
The battle began when Queerty posted an item about Lucas’ ebay auction.
Comment posters with Arab-esque monikers began taunting Lucas with
accusations of bad taste, fallen empires, Semitic money-grubbing and
invoked that weary Lucas standby, the Zoolander comparison.
Lucas responded with his now well-traveled merengue of anti-Semitism,
playful self-effacement and victorious pronouncements in the
third-person.
Ranking The Top Ten Celebrity ‘Beach Bums’
Summer is far from over, and the folks at Mr. Man are savoring every last second with their incredible list of the Top Ten Beach Bums! These are the ten best scenes from movies and television of celebrities baring their floatation devices – and sometimes even their pool noodles – on the beach.
Which of These Celebrity Swords Would You Swallow?
Asking if you would give some head to RuPaul is a very bold question and while it may not be a typical thing that would ask on this blog, it’s a very normal question that you’d hear over on Discretion Advised – the official podcast of Falcon | NakedSword that’s hosted by NakedSword Originals director Marc MacNamara and SiriusXM host …
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Who Was the Hottest Diver at the U.S. Olympic Trials?
Tight bodies twisting in the air, skimpy bathing suits clinging to bulges, and So. Many. Cum Gutters! As we near the start of the diving competition at the Olympics in Tokyo, we look back at last month’s U.S. Diving Trials. Which one of these divers gets you wet? Vote for your favorite!
Cinema’s Sexiest Nude Beach Scenes Of All Time
Hey, beaches! As the weather warms up, everyone’s thinking of hitting the beach, and we’re gearing up for summer by checking out the ten hottest beach scenes featuring nude actors.
Will Smith Strips Down & Says He’s In The ‘Worst Shape Of My Life’
We’re always posting thirst traps from celebrities that are showing off their muscles (say hello to Tom Holland, Zac Efron, and Colton Underwood!), but I think it’s time to show off a celeb who isn’t bragging about their muscle definition. So this post is for all the perverts out there who are into some serious dad bod!
A Glistening Maluma Works Out With A Wet Crotch
We have not talked about Maluma in a hot fucking minute. The last time we gawked over the Colombian rapper was all the way back in March of last year when we told you about his shaved pits! It’s been too long.
The Ten Most Searched Naked Celebs
These celebrities put the ogle in Google! We’re rounding up the ten most searched naked male celebs, according to the male nudity database site, Mr. Man. Everyone and their DILF wants to see what these men look like without their clothes, and we happen to have the results! If you want to see the most searched nude male celebs in …
Mr. Man’s Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2019 – With GIFs!
The top ten nude scenes of 2019 are here, many of them are queer, but oh baby we’ll never get used to it. These are the shocking scenes that rocked 2019.
Can You Guess Which Celebrity Has This Ass?
I’ll give you a hint: You fawned over this his Ass’s musical movies in High School, and wish he was your Neighbor.
#CelebrityFlesh: The Hottest Ass In Hollywood
This time, things really are all they are cracked up to be. Over a dozen of Tinsel Town’s finest dropping trou on the big screen for the ultimate all-you-can eat beefcake buffet.
#CelebrityFlesh: The Tinsel Town A-List – 30 And Under
Take a look at the shiny boys from A to Zac who aren’t afraid to drop some trou on the big screen.
A CelebrityCock Double Play
Famous deaths may come in threes but when it comes to #CelebrityCock, two is the magic number as funnyman Adam DeVine shows his joystick while ANTM contestant Don Benjamin is exposed.
Full Frontal Ryan Reynolds Is Burning Hot – So Is The Rear View
“Fortunately, we had Bill Corso, who’s this incredible Oscar-winning makeup artist … He’s a genius, and he made my penis look perfect.” ~Ryan Reynolds
#CelebrityCock: Rugby’s Andres Enrique’s Fire Crotch
Under the uniform, he looks like Colby Jansen’s long lost Argentian, ginger, and better-hung brother.
#CelebrityCock: Deano Shows His Wean-o
This British reality star has been teasing his 100k plus followers with almost everything but the full monty. Full monty inside.
#CelebrityCock: MTV’s Brandon Myers & Footballer Andres Correa
Brandon calls himself “a human tripod.” Andres shows his soccer balls.
Sam Callahan Shows His “X Factor”
“This was a couple of years ago. I was only a teenage lad, I hold my hands up.” ~Sam Callahan
Orlando & Justin’s Online Big Dick Contest
This isn’t the first time Orlando and Justin have gone head to head. And just like last time, it’s all about who is the bigger dick. See the uncensored pics inside and CockYourVote.
Orlando in Full Bloom
Orlando Bloom frolicked buck naked on a beach in Sardinia, Italy with Katy Perry this week. If you have been looking for the uncensored evidence, look no further.
Bryan Kocis Murder Story Finally Gets Movie Adaptation Starring James Franco, Christian Slater, & Molly Ringwald
The 2007 murder of Cobra Video owner Bryan Kocis will surely go down as one of the most notorious, if not the most notorious, crimes in all of gay porn. And now, eight years on, it’s finally getting turned into a film called King Cobra. Starring in the film will be Christian Slater as Kocis, Molly Ringwald as his sister, …
See All Of Matt Bomer’s Semi-Nude Pics On The Celebrity Sword
Hey you guys, did you know we have a little sister site now: The Celebrity Sword?
Did Bieber’s Butt Really Break the Internet? Let’s Compare With Some Other Celebrity Ass Shots
Even with 11,983 likes per minute, Justin Bieber’s butt didn’t really ‘break the internet’ at least not like Kim Kardashian’s ass did! But he’s not the first man to try. So let’s compare some assets …
Legendary ‘Pink Narcissus’ Filmmaker James Bidgood Needs Your Help To Make A New Batch of Dirty, Dirty Pictures
The great James Bidgood has five days left to turn his life around. At midnight, on Friday, Bidgood’s first Indiegogo campaign ends, and his attempt to raise $35,000 dollars to fund a new era of erotic artwork will either succeed or it won’t.
Here Are the Top 10 Nude Male Celebrity Shots From TV and Movies In 2014
Mr. Man, the extremely comprehensive site devoted to perving out on every merest glimpse of celebrity peen ever to grace a movie screen, has compiled a list of the best gay and straight male ass from television and movies this year, including Charlie Hunnam’s umpteenth ass shot on Sons of Anarchy, and the gay sex scene from Game of Thrones.
Which Shirtless Celebrity Is Having The Best Shirtless Summer?
Male celebrities cannot keep their clothes on, which is almost always a good thing, but what if you had to choose only one celebrity to see shirtless for the rest of your life?
The 58 Most Breathtaking, Amazing, and Unforgettable Images Of 2012
The good, the bad, and the ugly. The shocking, the stupid, and the cannot unsee. Here are the 58 most breathtaking, amazing, and unforgettable images posted on The Sword in 2012.
Meet The Sword’s Most Prolific Commenter: “TJ”
Poor old commenter “TJ” has had so many mean things to say about so many people. Did s/he say something about you? Probably!
The L.A. Zombie Trailer, And Also Whether It’s Ethical To Fuck a Zombie
You’ve seen the teaser. Now watch the full-length trailer.
Here’s a Picture of Robin Williams’ Penis
Here is a picture and a video of Robin Williams’ first full-frontal outing, presented without comment, because I have the hangover tremors right now and can’t type anymore.
Jonathan Bennett, Straight-for-Pay Hollywood Hunk
Ex-boyfriend to Kyle XY‘s Matt Dallas and the star of tweeny flicks like Mean Girls and Cheaper by the Dozen, Jonathan Bennett is a stud who can teach us something important.
Did The Former Queerty Blogger Suck Perez Hilton’s Dick?
Japhy Grant has been publicly lampooning his ex-friend, Perez Hilton, for years. So Perez is retaliating the only way he knows how, by claiming that the former Queerty blogger sucked his dick. (Ew.)