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When Is It the Right Time For a Bromance to Drop the B–Or, Shall We Say, the B.S.?

GC-bromanceTH.jpg It seems useless to point out the fact that heterosexual males have always been friends with one another. From ass-grabbing on the football field to anal rape in prison, man-on-man companionship has run the gamut from being totally platonic to homosocial, to brutally homosexual without ever encroaching on gay culture-that is, until now. Somehow over the course of the last decade or so, a magnifying glass has been placed over the interpersonal relationships of straight dudes and in 2008, the phenomenon of the “bromance” has reached a sudden fever pitch in popular culture. While Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were able to escape gay-baiting punchlines in the late 90s, male celebrities today are all but prohibited from hanging out without speculation being made as to their sexuality. The reason for this isn’t, as the Seattle Times proposed (paraphrased by Gawker), because “guys are marrying later, more of them are living together to offset the financial hardships of subsisting on a single income, [and it allows] bromances to flourish.” It’s actually because they are ALL GAY.

The Sword Gay Mid-Terms: Sex and Culture Edition

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We know, we know: You’re hungover from last night, can’t stand to hear one more thing about Marc Jacobs and are amazed at how much air time the pregnant man is getting. Thankfully, you’re about to be rewarded for your endless consumption of gay-centric news. We offer up yet again a month’s worth of free porn in return for your amazingly high score on your gay news mid-terms. It may not be that Ed Hardy jacket you’ve been saving up for, but it’ll have to do.

Slightly Homophobic Clip of the Week: Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Fucking Ben Affleck’

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Now that it’s so cool and mainstream to be gay, you might think gay jokes weren’t funny anymore. You’d be wrong! The sight of two avowedly straight men pretending to be gay together is still a laugh riot on late-night TV, particularly when the men involved are Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck and one of them is wearing a shiny spandex shirt. We’re sort of impressed/bothered by all the A-List cameos like Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, and a few C-listers like Huey Lewis and Lance Bass who join in a We Are the World-esque recording studio bit.  It may be that, in a few decades, clips like this will start to look like old Al Jolson movies look to us now. Or it may be that, for the crowd that chooses to watch Jimmy Kimmel before settling in for some disgusting and sad heterosexual lovemaking, jokes like this won’t ever get old.

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