The U.S. men’s rowing team proudly showing off their boners, or at least their semis, during a medal ceremony yesterday. Awful pun alert: Are those oars in their pants, oar are they just happy to have won bronze medals? The most prominent bulge belongs to Henrik Rummel, second from the left. More angles, more penis bulges, and a video:
Danell Leyva is a Cuban-American gold medal gymnast anchoring the U.S. men’s team today at the London Olympics, and Damien Crosse is a Cuban-American gay porn star who won “Best Solo” at the 2008 Grabby Awards. They are related.
Mr. Transman took place in Brooklyn last weekend, and New York Magazine was there. Below, video footage and my assessment.
The pictures have trickled in, and The Sword now has for you this gallery of hot men and part-time trannies who took part in the AIDS LifeCycle charity ride from San Francisco to L.A., which just wrapped up last weekend.
Late April saw the release of the all-new Broadway musical adaptation of John Waters’ classic 1990 rebel-romance Cry-Baby, which the New York Times referred to as “mild-mannered”, “terminally flat”, and as having “all the saliva-stirring properties of week-old pre-chewed gum”. While we’re pretty sure we’d rather gouge our eyeballs out with switchblades before ever sitting down to enjoy this mutilation of what is truly one of the best movies ever made (with one of the hottest title characters we’ve ever plastered over our bedroom walls) we have no problem ogling the lithe torsos and protruding spandex’d bulges of the production’s male cast members in the current issue of HX Magazine. What can we say? We’re equal opportunity objectifiers! While we get down on our knees and pray to all that is filthy that Hollywood won’t make a movie of this kindergarten romp starring Patrick Dempsey and Hilary Duff in roles originated by Iggy Pop and Traci Lords, take solace in the fact that Broadway actors are (sometimes) total babes, and if they keep stripping at us, maybe we’ll learn to stop ripping on them.
Could boxing be the newest gay fetish? And, if so, what does it say about the direction of gay culture? A few years ago, soccer and rugby were both consumer obsessions and prime fetish material with David Beckham’s hair and bulges flopping across fields. But suddenly, it seems, everyone-from amateur personals sites (link NSFW) to major porn studios-is throwing punches.