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Here’s Who Will Win At The 2012 Cybersocket Awards

January 8, 2012

Despite adding and removing nominees after voting was closed (I thought nominees were based on fan votes?), ongoing industry grumblings about winners being selected based on advertising dollars spent on the website or in the magazine (although, are people even buying print ads in 2012?), and the failed attempt to garner mainstream buzz after shamelessly nominating Chris Crocker in the …

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And The 2011 Grabby Nominees Are…Everyone!

March 15, 2011

If you had anything to do with gay porn in 2009, 2010, or 2011, congratulations! You’ve been nominated for a 2011 Grabby Award. The big show is on May 28th in Chicago, and here are the nominations.

When Nipples Bleed

October 29, 2009

I’m not sure whether to be grossed out by this or whether to be *really* grossed out by this. Or whether to be turned on. A Flickr gallery is dedicated to what happens when marathon runners’ nipples stop being polite, and start getting real.

New Porny Burger King Print Ad

June 24, 2009

So, you’ve seen all the weird Burger King ads featuring the scary king splayed out on a rug like Burt Reynolds, and the weird horny QVC ladies feeling up that Whopper…

2009 GayVN Nominations Announced; Margaret Cho Super Excited

February 9, 2009

The 2009 GayVN nominations are out, kids! As per uje, there are about nine thousand of them! And did we mention this year’s porn oscars are going to be QUITE A SHOW?

Wolf Hudson Finds Long Lost Sister; Tricia Walsh Smith Makes Bondage-Themed Video… Coincidence?

December 4, 2008

Fave Sword mascot and all around dirty little bird Wolf Hudson has decided to share a story of personal history, involving the discovery of a long-lost half-sister via an internet ancestry site.

Such a Nice Man: Randy Steven Kraft

October 17, 2008

Throughout the 70s, dozens of dead bodies were surfacing along the freeways of Southern California. All of the bodies belonged to young males. Most of them were gay. Many of them were Marines.

Pete Wentz, and All the Other Decoy Gay Coverboys of OUT and The Advocate

July 8, 2008

We aren’t naive. We know that pretty covers sell magazines, and that sensational headlines do too. But we’ve got to call bullshit on the latest lead stories and prettyboy headshots to grace the covers of OUT and The Advocate (that Anderson cover is truly egregious–the article is about gray haired men). Emo posterboy and husband to the lesser Simpson sister, Pete Wentz, is on the cover of the latest issue of OUT along with the big bold pull-quote “YEAH, I AM A FAG.” (Spoiler alert: he’s not.)

Grabby Awards and IML This Weekend in Chicago

May 20, 2008

Like a once-in-a-lifetime confluence of astronomical events, the International Mr. Leather Expo is happening in Chicago this weekend AT THE SAME TIME as the infamous Grabby Awards. The Sword will be covering the weekend live-blog style, in association with Fleshbot. After the jump, a refresher (in case you missed them the first time) on this year’s Grabby nominees.

Gay Porn Mid-Terms! Our First Quarter Quiz

March 27, 2008

When it comes to matters of the flesh, it’s been an eventful spring. We know that spring break is over for most of you (assuming that any of you, dear readers, are actually young enough to enjoy it), but we’re hoping that the time off from the books has given everyone a chance to catch up on the three months of arrests, awards and AndroGel patches that you might have missed. Do you know Erik Rhodes from Eric Hanson? Can you sing all the words to “I Wanna Teabag You?” The most number of correct answers wins free porn from Michael Lucas and first runner-up, a one-month membership on NakedSword.com.

EXCLUSIVE!: Sword Leaks Grabby Nominations

March 13, 2008

Thanks to a few well-placed handjobs and a bottle of Kahlua, we’ve weaseled our way into Grabby headquarters and stolen the list of nominees that’s scheduled to be published tomorrow. We started to tally the studio with the most noms, the movie with the most noms and the studio with the most movies and, well, wait… what were we saying? Sorry, we totally fell asleep. It doesn’t really matter since there’s enough noms here for each studio to spin, Bush-style, an edge up on the competition. By noon tomorrow, everyone will be in the lead.

Ben and Ethan: The Way They Were

December 11, 2007

People said it wouldn’t last–and it didn’t. One YouTube-video filled year later, Ginch Gonch spokestwunks Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds are no more. So while the rest of the world is celebrating the impending nuptials of Roman Heart and Benjamin Bradley (together again, just like Pam and Tommy!), we thought we’d take this time to ponder the romance that was too hot not to cool down. We can only hope that Benjamin brings his enthusiasm for banal video diaries with him in this new romantic venture. Godspeed, camera-loving faglets!

Bareback Lawsuits and a Heart-Warming Engagement

December 6, 2007

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On the latest Tim and
Roma Show, the two “Best Personality” nominees (thanks for giving them big heads, Cybersocket!) wax political over how barebacking
titles seem to be gaining popularity and how the trend parallels increased HIV
rates among gay men. Too bad the episode didn’t air before the filming of British Bareback Vacation, because one
of the co-stars contracted HIV on the set and is now thinking of suing the
film’s producers in
order to prevent other young men from suffering the same fate.. Hasn’t anyone told him that being popular is
the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS? (via GayVN
News)