Mark Taint’s “Guide To Being Gay”
[Editor’s Note: The below guide comes from The Sword’s new contributor, Mark Taint! If you think Mark Taint is great, let him know in the comments. If you hate him, also let him know! He’ll be contributing all summer long, unless he gets fired.] Last month, Vice posted a so-called “Guide to Being Gay.” Vice is a faggot. Here’s my, …





She also "loves to suck guys’ dicks in bar bathrooms," apparently. Who knew! Also Madonna’s a bitch. This is a great interview and you should watch it.
Here’s some jockstrap video fun with everyone’s favorite Big Brother alum.
Some people (like me) have been wondering whether Vinnie D’Angelo & Logan McCree broke up, but it turns out they’re still going slutty and strong in sex shows and porn sets across Europe.
Here are some noteworthy and important images from 2009, a year I mostly remember.
Which hulky flip-fucking firefighter just posed in a twisted Eric Schwabel photo shoot? The answer and images are below.
Raging Stallion’s hardcore porn star love story has been captured on film for posterity, which is good because pretty much everyone involved just broke up.
The last time Bobby Rail was a free man, the New York skyline was still intact and homosexuals were still hooking up on AOL. In his first interview, the obscenely fuckable porn newcomer talks to The Sword about jail, escort work and fucking Derek Hartley.
2009 will be remembered as the year everyone who was famous died, and it will also be remembered as the year of the vampire. Here’s Fleshjack with a fangy new prosthetic mouth to fuck. It’s name is Count Cockula.
A few months ago, The Advocate discovered porn. Now they’re starting to learn about gay escorts. If they keep walking down this road, who’s going to be left to interview Kylie?
A couple years after God shut Micky’s down by setting it on fire, the West Hollywood gay bar is back in full form. On Thursday nights the party is Cocktails with the Stars, and we’ve submitted a cocktail napkin questionaire to the promoter, Scotty B, to find out what happens when porn stars, slobbering fans and alcohol-soaked dollar bills come together.
Drag queen portrepreneur Chi Chi Larue was hospitalized this past week for routine gall bladder surgery which, as she puts it “kind of turned into a nightmare and one of the most hellish weeks I’ve ever had in my life.”