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Learn To Stop Talking Like A Faggot

‘Details’ just published an interview with Hollywood’s leading voice coach. His name is Bob Corff, and he will rip that purse right out yo’ mouf.

Blog of the Month: Mr. Steed

The author of a new blog called "A Breeder’s Journal" is a barebacking slut who writes about sex better than just about anyone else.

State Senator Gets DUI Leaving Latin Night

The anti-gay Senator (R) likes chorizo, of course. Roy Ashburn from Southern California got a DUI with "an unidentified man" in the front seat leaving Faces in Sacramento (the same bar where Aden Jaric got punched in the face last year!)

Slade The Chronic Masturbator

I don’t typically fall in love with porn stars I interview, but Slade had me at “there’s always plenty of cum.”

Blog of the Month: ‘Gayest Str8 Guy’

Some married bi-curious dude started a blog three days ago, and even though he says his gay sex life is “more like a sitcom than hot porn,” homosexuals everywhere are already salivating. 

Math Geek Porn Star Enlightens The Masses

After performing in a few little-known videos, James White took to Reddit, a nerdy internet sanctuary, to share his porny insight with a captivated audience.

When What You Like Is To Poop

Drew from Chicago has a fetish that he calls “scat-lite.” He doesn’t want you to shit in his mouth, but he’d very much like to listen to your bowel grunts, and if you’re his friend then you’ve probably texted him a picture of your poop by now.

The Top 10 Oral Cumshots in the History of My Masturbation

Brent Corrigan InterviewIf you can put a dick in your mouth, then you can gargle man-batter. Right? Still, tonsil-dunking in gay porn is woefully rare, especially compared to the guzzle-happy whores in straight porn. Here’s a guide to help you separate the cum-soaked wheat from the bone-dry chaff.

After 10 Years In Prison, Bobby Rail Is Ready to Get Fucked

porn star couplesThe last time Bobby Rail was a free man, the New York skyline was still intact and homosexuals were still hooking up on AOL. In his first interview, the obscenely fuckable porn newcomer talks to The Sword about jail, escort work and fucking Derek Hartley.

Halloween Costumes That Are Better Than A Boy Scout

disgusting adult baby videoYou’re going to have to do better than “Balloon Boy” to impress people this Halloween, so take a look at some conceptual costume ideas that your blacked-out Halloween one-night stand will just love.

Maybe It’s Time to Stop Fucking in Parks

Dozens of Seattle married men had uncomfortable conversations with their wives last week after cops posted undercover Craigslist ads seeking public sex in a park. Can someone please organize a bathhouse carpool for these poor closet cases?

Arpad Miklos Responds to His ‘Straight-For-Pay’ Haters

arpad miklos straight for payPorn fans threw a collective hissy fit last week after Arpad Miklos put his gay penis inside a moist vag-hole. The muscley furball told me all about it today while I quietly masturbated to his Hungarian accent. (Sorry about that, Arpad.)

Photographer Finds the Faces Behind the Craigslist Ads

de-classified craigslist photography exhibitA photographer named Mark Andrew contacted people behind Craigslist postings and photographed them in their homes. Below, a roundup of all the gay ones, as well as a hot bi couple and a midget-chaser.

Porn Stars in Love: Quiz Show Edition

Video: Gay Porn Stars in LoveHere’s the full documentary of Porn Stars in Love, which accompanies Raging Stallion’s just-released fuck flick of the same name.

Poz 22-Year-Old From Spokane May Have Infected 80 Dudes

Zuriel Roush Arrested for Spreading HIVSpeaking to a reporter from behind a glass wall in jail, 22-year-old Zuriel Rush says that he feels “guilty” for infecting a bunch of guys but that the first-degree assault charges brought against him are “unfair.”

Talking Dirty With… Lady Bunny

Drag Superstar Lady Bunny, with CarrotThe irrepressible Lady Bunny has been donning drag, turning tricks and entertaining the gays since early in the last century.

Top 10 Celebs Who Should Come Out of the Closet


Hey!  It’s National Coming Out Day tomorrow!  We would not particularly give a shit, but seeing as California is about to vote on Proposition 8–which has spurned a fundie riot and gotten everybody in the state asking themselves how more or less grossed out they are by the idea of we fags marching down the aisle–we thought it was time to discuss a few (allegedly) gay celebrities who we’d like to see be all out loud and proud this election season.* 

Such a Nice Man: Robert Berdella

GC-RobertBerdellaTH.jpgWe’ve admitted our weakness for the sick and sordid tales we tend to catch on late-night TV sandwiched between infomercials for ab warmers and toxin-sucking foot pads. Our favorites are the ones involving gay serial killers like John Wayne Gacy, Herb Baumeister and Jeffrey Dahmer. As a service to you, dear reader, lest you get swept up into the web of one of these predators some drunk night, we bring you another profile of a scary gay nobody should have ever gone home with.

Maybe Someday This Whole Marriage Thing Will Blow Over

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Wishful thinking on our part, but anyway, we know it’s a huge legal landmark and blah blah. For lack of any other notable news on the gay front, here’s another not-so-breathless gay marriage news roundup from around the blogosphere.

We begin with the announcement that perpetually tedious AfterElton vloggers “Two Gay Guys,” Brent Hartinger and Michael Jensen, are coming to Cali to get married in July. And guess what?! They promise to bring their camcorder! We can’t fucking wait. (Editor’s Note: The Sword exists to offer sweet relief from such mind-melting mediocrity to all those of you with a sense of humor, a penis, and teaspoon of taste. No offense. And what the fuck are they drinking in that video, Midori sours? Christ.)

The 10 Hottest Straight (Male) Porn Stars

IN-str8_263.jpg Screw gay-for-pay: if you want to get off to a real straight man, head to the other side of the video store. Not long ago, straight porn was dominated by ugly everymen like Ron Jeremy, who allowed thousands of fat masturbating men to imagine that they, too, could have sex with Seka. Oh, how times have changed!

Times Mag Profiles Soon-to-Be Young Gay Divorces

GC-NYTGayNewleywedsTH.jpg An article in the Times Magazine about young gay marrieds in Boston may feature only two young divorcés, but given the saccharine and heteronormative couplings, we’re giving most of them two years, tops. Is it the 50s style photos that irk us so much? The revamped cardigans and bow-ties? No, it’s the idea that the gay community’s top aspiration these days seems to be a half-century social regression. Have fun with the low-carb Stroganoff, boys–here’s hoping the sexual revolution comes quickly.

Mom Thought He Was Straight? Part 2: Anthony Perkins

GC-TonyPerkinsTH.jpg We have a deep appreciation for Rock Hudson and all the other “perpetual bachelors” of mid-century America, and feel a certain kinship with the proto-homos of yore. We understand that prior to AIDS and parades, we weren’t exactly on the suburban radar, but, uh, COME ON NOW!  Some of those pioneering old schoolers look pretty fucking gay to us, through our (admittedly) contemporary lens. So today we continue to examine how the generations before us managed to believe these guys were just, you know, a little funny.

Anthony Perkins
1932-1992

He was the soft-spoken, pretty-boy star of Psycho who fucked Tab Hunter and Rock Hudson and didn’t manage to sleep with a woman until he was 39. Anthony Perkins’ story is more sad than it is funny, but we want to take a moment to marvel at what used to pass for a straight man in these parts and appreciate old Tony’s work in his closeted prime.

Jett Blakk’s 7 Tips For Seducing Straight Men

IN-HowtoSeduceStraightTH.jpg When GayVN-winning director Jett Blakk sent us the porno How To Seduce A Straight Man, we were curious if we could use it to replicate his success. Three black eyes later, we filed suit against the director. Turns out, we were doing it all wrong. As part of his settlement, Jett Blakk agreed to give us actual tips for seducing straight men. While courage, both liquid and otherwise, is in involved in these recipes, we have to say they work better than the penis in the popcorn trick that nearly resulted in a situation that would have required Romaine Patterson to save us.

Kathy Griffin Gets Re-Banned From ‘The View,’ Rejoiced by The Gays

CS-KathyGriffinAdvocate Normally we find women who so openly embrace fag-hagdom either terrifying or morbidly depressing, but we just can’t help loving Kathy Griffin. Sure, the refreshing, brutal honesty and shameless love of gossip have been so played out in our direction that it at times feels like a condescending retread even from the best of them, but there are moments-shining perfect moments-when Kathy Griffin rises above every stereotype she wants to fulfill and really makes us proud to have her. We refer, of course, to the times when she actually manages to piss people off.

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