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Trans Male Porn Performer Cyd St. Vincent Talks Buttholes and ‘Bonus Holes’

Cyd St. Vincent has his sights set high. In addition to big plans for making a success out of his new porn company, Bonus Hole Boys, which specializes in scenes featuring sexy transmen like himself and hung gay men, Cyd’s also got a celebrity co-star he hopes one day to land. “A lot of people tell me that I look like the gay …

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Gay Porn Tips: What To Do If You’re A Gay Porn Star Who Just Got Fired

Welcome to the second installment of The Sword’s new feature, “Gay Porn Tips,” where we give the studios, the stars, and the fans a series of helpful tips on a variety of gay porn topics! Today’s topic is for any gay porn stars out there who may have just been fired.

Here’s Who Will Win At The 2012 Cybersocket Awards

Despite adding and removing nominees after voting was closed (I thought nominees were based on fan votes?), ongoing industry grumblings about winners being selected based on advertising dollars spent on the website or in the magazine (although, are people even buying print ads in 2012?), and the failed attempt to garner mainstream buzz after shamelessly nominating Chris Crocker in the …

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2011: The Best (And Worst) Of The Sword

Despite hating everything (including myself) so much of the time, I really did have a fun year! And that’s mainly because of you. Thank you for reading, for commenting, for agreeing, and especially for disagreeing. Here are some of the things I wrote about that I liked and some of the things that I typed that I’m not entirely embarrassed …

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Naughty Or Nice: What Do Your Favorite Gay Porn Personalities Want For Christmas?

The Sword’s “Christmas List Round-Up” exxxtravaganza continues below with Part 2 (click here for Part 1), and this installment contains a dicey mix of notable names who work both in front of and behind the camera. Finally, here’s your chance to find out what Male Madame David Forest’s #1 wish is (other than endless promotion for Zeb Atlas).

Playgirl To Jeff Stryker: “You’re Fat”

Knocking up the teenage daughter of America’s favorite former 1/2 term governor and revered historian will get you on the cover of America’s favorite magazine with pictures of penises, Playgirl, and you don’t even have to show your penis. But, apparently, being a gay porn legend with a penis that you’re actually willing to show will not.

And The 2011 Grabby Nominees Are…Everyone!

If you had anything to do with gay porn in 2009, 2010, or 2011, congratulations! You’ve been nominated for a 2011 Grabby Award. The big show is on May 28th in Chicago, and here are the nominations.

Dirty Dozen: The Sword’s Top 12 Stories Of 2010

yearendthumbBarebacking and break-ups and Brent Corrigan, oh my! From throwing punches to throwing paperweights, it was a violent, bizarre, and thoroughly entertaining year in gay porn.

 

Too Poor To Attend The GayVN Awards?

chrisporter_thumbHere’s how to win two free tickets, all-access VIP passes to the Naked Sword after party, and a makeout session with Chris Porter.

Straight People on Cable Discover ‘Jersey Score’

Bad puns and hardy-har-hars abound in this mainstream media coup for Jet Set Men, whose upcoming parody of Jersey Shore caught the attention of both Joy Behar and TMZ this week. The videos are below.

Grabby Award Nominations Announced

2009 Grabby AwardsThis year’s nominees for the Grabby Awards–which round out the ever-glamorous gay porn awards season with a ceremony/party in Chicago, two months after the GayVN Awards–have been announced!

‘New Gay’ Taxonomy Gets Old Gay’s Panties In Wad

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As much as we love our three dedicated readers (Hello, Peoria!) there’s been no shortage of debate lately as to whether we’re actually homophobic, self-loathing sad clowns applauding the latest hate crime while humming “Another One Bites The Dust.” As homosexuals who love homosexuality (if not all homosexuals), we were thus encouraged to see the New York Observer take a few licks from the gay and gay-ish press over some new  homosexual nomenclature. After all, anything that confuses the village elders at AfterElton.com has to be good, right?

Deep Breaths: It’s Our Big! Gay! Pride! Weekend Guide to NY & SF

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Thirty-nine years ago this weekend, the NYPD fucked with the wrong bunch of fags and trannies, giving way to four decades of civil rights fights, the invention of circuit parties, a boon for balloon artists and flag dancers, a bonafide industry dedicated to the manufacture of tacky beads and rainbow-patterned swimwear, and an excuse for every lesbigaytranny on two legs to get drunk or high one extra weekend a year in the name of freedom. (Our apologies to the sober ones-this weekend must be especially difficult.) It’s Mardi Gras without the showgirls (biological). It’s here. We’re queer. Where’s our drink?

RJ Danvers Plays With His Joystick And Begs for More (Votes)

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Raging Stallion star and V Man modeling contest hopeful RJ Danvers was understandably upset that we didn’t feature his favorite imaginary lovers in our roundup of the hottest video game characters; he spends about as much time playing games as he does watching porn (please refer this freaky thumb-penis ad…). The nineteen-year-old sexbox and star of GRUNTS gives us a tour of his comic book a video game collection… and one last call to vote for him. Sort of reminds us of Hillary, if she were less of a top.

Candy, Karl, and Child Abuse: This Crazy Week In Gay Photos


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The gay media is a polarizing place to be these days. Juggling the politically correct crusaders with the hilariously amoral heathens can be a vexing task, and often leaves us with images of porn stars and Rosie O’Donnell dancing in our heads. Before we allow the madness to take over and call our parents to wheel us into a psych ward ala Britney, it’s good to take stock of what exactly it is that we’re dealing with. Just as Tyra and Miss Jay must shatter the dreams of a dozen desperate dairy queens in search of America’s Next Top

Avatars, Easter Bunnies, And Assholes: This Week In Gay Photos


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Our favorite gay, homophobic, synthetic and “not-gay” celebrities have made for quite a multicolored springtime week in gay photography. Much like Lil’ Kim and Robin Antin must weed through a gaggle of bellowing, horny teens in order to form the perfect “Girlicious” pop group on network television, so must we tastefully curate ten perfect images which synopsize a week in new boyfriends, blowjobs and blowhards. Ladies and queens, we give you this retarded Week In Gay Photos.

Playboy, Schnapps and Melrose Place Rip-Offs: The Sword Editors Recall ‘My First Porno’

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Our buddies over at QueerMeNow have started a monthly feature called a Blog Circle Jerk wherein the greatest minds of our generation at Fleshbot, Starrfucker, The Sword and a few other gay-porn- centric web concerns come together to respond to a single a question so that we, and all y’all, can compare answers for our mutual amusement. It’s like writing a theme for school in 4th grade! The first installment, which was suggested by The Sword’s own Michael Stabile: My First Porno.

How to Look Good, Satisfactory or Offensively Bad Naked


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This week has been a remarkable one for gays to take their clothes off and strut around cyberspace like Marilyn Fucking Monroe. March is a notoriously unsettling part of the year, because it marks the peak of our frustration with the freezing-cold winter and the beginning of summer on the gay calendar. Whether you’re stripping in the streets for Mardi Gras in Sydney or taking some much-needed R&R time from your royal tour of duty overseas, it’s time for the shirt to come off, the sunglasses to take residence over your tan-streaked face, and

What the End of the Writers’ Strike Means for the Fagosphere

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Now that the Writers’ Guild of America has voted overwhelmingly to end their strike and trot on back to work today, the gay world can exhale knowing that the Oscars, our own very special Super Bowl, will proceed as planned.  Also, it becomes clear that God must love us-despite what Governors Romney and Huckabee would have you believe-because the end of the strike also means that several more of our favorite shows will be returning by April and we won’t be stuck with nothing on earth to live for besides Top Model.  After the jump, our top five reasons not to reach for the Seconal and end it all just yet.

Cosmo, Girl? The New Gay Minstrelsy

minstrelThumb.jpg Their shirts are unbuttoned, their hair is moussed, and their default expression is “Fierce!”  They may not tap dance, but the post-Will-and-Grace era has our reality TV schedules filled with stereotypical re-imaginings of actual homosexuals so predictable in their gayface that even Charles Nelson Reilly would have winced. They’re waxed and tweezed and teased and highlighted.

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