Meet The Sword’s Most Prolific Commenter: “TJ”
Poor old commenter “TJ” has had so many mean things to say about so many people. Did s/he say something about you? Probably!
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Exclusive: Meet The Cast Of Raging Stallion’s “Tattooed Twinks”
Tattoos! Twinks! Chris Porter!!!!1! The Sword has your first look at Tattooed Twinks, starring Chris Porter!
LISTEN UP, FAGGOT!: The Younger Lovers
Oakland-based queer-core band The Younger Lovers bring a welcome rawness to the realm of “gay music,” whatever that may mean to you.
San Francisco Gay Grifter Crew Makes Old Man in Palm Springs Disappear
A Nepalese-born con man along with a crew of gay co-conspirators from San Francisco are facing murder charges stemming from the disappearance of 74-year-old Clifford Lambert, a retired art dealer living in Palm Springs.
Shirtless Daniel Craig in Odd Product-Placement Paparazzi Photos
You can always count on a holiday weekend for a few photos of some male celebrity shirtless on a tropical island trying to enjoy a little downtime with his beard/girlfriend.
Such a Nice Man: Mormon Serial Killer Arthur Gary Bishop
To honor the Mormon establishment for fighting so hard to make sure that gay people continue being non-committal sluts, we are dedicating this installation of our gay serial killer series to Arthur Gary Bishop.
Quel Horror!: The 7 Gayest Moments in Horror
There is no escaping the connection between sex and death in horror movies. Sex creates vulnerability. Vulnerability is perfect for murder (so they say). Like most things, when the sex and murder turns queer they become all the more enjoyable to watch. In honor of Halloween, here are our 7 picks for best homo-oriented horror flicks.
Mason Wyler Beaten and Raped, Non-Consensual-Like
Self-proclaimed King of the Bottoms and the the boy-next-door porn twunk to beat all boy-next-door porn twunks, Mason Wyler, was beaten and repeatedly raped in an incident that occurred in late September.
Fake Celebrity Nudes: Where Fantasies of Jizzing On Andy Roddick’s Face Come Alive
Nobody is exempt from outrageous celebrity sexual fantasies. Whether you dream of reverse-cowboying Johnny Depp in his Crybaby jailhouse or slapping Lil Bow Wow across the face with your boner (or wait, those are ours), there’s nothing that the cyber jazz-hands of photoshop can’t abracadabra into your life! Enter “DannyHorny”, the blogspot digital imaging wunderkind who whittles away the banal hours of the day placing, for example, Shia LeBeouf’s face onto the body of a naked twink screwing in a lightbulb. We’ve become so addicted to the blog dedicated to these occasionally believable, often ridiculous celeb masterpieces that we can scarcely fathom what our lives were like before Fleshbot introduced them into our lives. While we await future posts (recommendations: Spencer Pratt blowing Michael Lucas? François Sagat sodomizing Britney?), there’s currently a Zac Efron XXX-photoshop competition we can’t wait to enter! Below, check out some of our personal favorites from Danny’s archives.
Marc Jacobs and Erik Rhodes Wrestle For Bottom
Barely a month after his tumultuous split from Road Rules alum Danny Dias, Erik Rhodes is off the market, having been snapped up by none other than Marc Jacobs, and ratcheting the designer’s mid-life crisis to code red. The source this time isn’t Rhodes’ blog but gossip ground-zero Page Six (it’s sort of like the old-fashioned version of Perez Hilton for all you young’uns out there). Like Perez, Page Six’s reporting is just as sloppy… they pull a quote from Rhodes’ “ManNet.com” profile (Uh, we think you guys mean ManHUNT.net.)
Rhodes responded to the story in an uncharacteristically brief post on his blog yesterday.
The Sword Presents: The Week in Gay Photos
We know: gay visibility is still tragically lacking in mainstream media. Queen Latifah and Gayken remain total liars, the only presidential candidate that openly supports gay marriage claims to have seen a U.F.O., and despite the fact that the characters in blockbuster-du-jour, Cloverfield, are caterwauling around Soho and midtown for the majority of the movie, there are no homos in sight! But thanks to the trusty internet and the technology that has citizen journalism on a one-way track to total media domination, visibility online is not only present and accounted for, it’s blinding. We actually feel sort of violated. After the jump, check out the Top 10 gay photos of the past week.
GayVN Nominations Announced
This may be the first year that the GayVNs best the Golden Globes in viewership, and we couldn’t be more pleased: not only has our industry’s little fete grown in recent years, the clothes are more exciting. No offense to Valentino Garavani or Domenico Dolce, but porn star fashion — with it’s reliance on mesh, mess and meth — is infinitely more exciting. We’ve got 35 days until we can bring you the new Spring Collection, so until then, here are the nominations …
New Year’s Eve Event Roundup
Care of The Sword’s editors, we bring you this roundup, by no means complete (or even-handed) of gay stuff going on this December 31st in San Francisco and New York-the two metropolises we currently have the bandwidth to cover.
After the jump, a few ideas for ringing in another New Year in more fun (and possibly regrettable) ways.