Here is it Monday and we wanted to bring you a little something to cheer things up: the answers to Friday’s contest! Also, we HAVE A WINNER. Greg B. from Oklahoma City, you win a month of free porn on Nakedsword, and the honor of being the quickest to match all those little cherubs with the sexy studs they became.
To everyone else, thanks for playing.
While we fully realize it would be tough to repeat the runaway success of one of our most talked-about stories* in the esteemed history of TheSword’s Friday quizzes, we figured we would give it a shot anyway since, well, these guys sent them to us and, OK, basically we’re just lazy.
*Most talked about by the mothers of porn stars featured therein.
However François Sagat tries to recede from the spotlight, people are still going to take notice when he gets naked, paints himself gold, and posts it all over the internet. Just as we were scared we’d never get to see Bai Ling anymore after her stint on Dancing with the Stars ended only to relentlessly encounter her in varying stages of public nudity ever since, we can still rely on François to always bring us a freaky new look to get us through the week.
Um, hi. PERVERTED MUCH?
We were a little overwhelmed with the number of correct answers we got and are still sorting out the winners (a preliminary congrats to “Arch” and “Dave,” but generally an impressive turn-out, folks. To those of you who did a ton of research, impressive work. To those who were able to answer these without cheating: what’s your excuse?
When it comes to matters of the flesh, it’s been an eventful spring. We know that spring break is over for most of you (assuming that any of you, dear readers, are actually young enough to enjoy it), but we’re hoping that the time off from the books has given everyone a chance to catch up on the three months of arrests, awards and AndroGel patches that you might have missed. Do you know Erik Rhodes from Eric Hanson? Can you sing all the words to “I Wanna Teabag You?” The most number of correct answers wins free porn from Michael Lucas and first runner-up, a one-month membership on NakedSword.com.
A blond cutie comes back dark haired and sexy AF.
Though fans of twink porn like their boys young, innocent, and smooth, Liam Riley’s been growing out his facial hair, rocking more stylish looks, and trying to embody the persona of an older, more mature New Yorker who knows exactly what he wants and how to get it.
It’s time for another poll, this time involving two Colby Keller scenes that were both released this week. We’ve learned that Colby is a) currently celibate in his private life, and b) becoming an ascetic nomad who has sworn off worldly possessions. But he is still a grade-A fuck stud when the cameras are rolling.
Another day, another opportunity for porn stars to bicker on Twitter. Today we have a widely respected* porn blogger making inappropriate insinuations about recent Men.com exclusive Connor Kline, after which Diesel Washington takes the opportunity to accuse Kline of racism again.
We popped to attention a couple months back when the sexy blond model once known as Taylor on Fratmen.tv appeared as the object of Steve Grand’s homo affection in the music video for “All American Boy.”
My name is Mark Taint, and I’m an Anthoholic. Anthony Romero is literally the hottest porn star in the world right now. I say that with 100% objectivity because I spontaneously ejaculate upon even seeing his name typed on a blog. Anthony Romero. Oops.
In response to the ongoing speculation and utter confusion surrounding gay porn star Anthony Romero’s sexuality, one of my favorite commenters has a question.
The hooker slut porn star photographer threw a dirty photo shoot paty in Manhattan this week to promote his first-ever T-shirt line. But the best thing about all of this is Joe’s blog post about burrito santorum.
Sometimes, as with Derrek Diamond, the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his well-deserved ego. Below, the Raging Stallion exclusive talks about awkward father moments, hairy thighs and getting fucked by a machine.