The Jarics Give Birth to Puppies, Are Happier Than You
Aden and Jordan Jaric may be maddeningly monogomous, but their purebred dog is a whore.
Aden and Jordan Jaric may be maddeningly monogomous, but their purebred dog is a whore.
We knew we’d be seeing American Idol contestant Zachary Travis again, we just didn’t expect it to be naked!
Not only have Aden and Jordan Jaric started to look like Princess Di, they’re starting to act like her too!
When Steve Cruz set out to film a porn that captured the sketchy, undercover eroticism of the late 70s, he couldn’t have predicted how accurately it’d play out. Blue Movie, his directorial debut, was shut down today by the LAPD Vice Squad on the basis of an anonymous tip. It turns out the tip may not have been that anonymous.
Even though it was only a week, it may well go down as the industry’s anus horribilis. Car crashes, high profile divorces, firings, dye jobs: Big-time change is in the air and let’s all hope it’s a thing of the past.
You could say the first-half of this decade was a golden age of sorts for gay porn stars. Not only could they hawk their soiled skivvies for princely sums, but they could also get rich by charging people recurring monthly fees in return for access to their personal websites. Back then, joining usually gave you access to little more than a few sets of images, a message board, and their journal.
They’re hot and they’re buff but they’ll never have sex with you
because they’re too busy rubbing their monogamy in your face. The
Jarics, gay porn’s most maddening couple (or “Gay Porn’s First
Exclusive Couple” as Falcon prefers them to be called) have started
posting the details of their blissfully coupled existence on one of
these newfangled weblogs or “Blogs” that the kids are talking about. And so they pull the curtain back on their private lives and what can
we expect? When they’re not go-go dancing, would you believe they tape
themselves having sex? To us that seems like going into the office on
a Sunday,
Of all the characters and misfit toys in the gay porn industry, Pam Dore (aka “mr. Pam”) may be the most unlikely. The easygoing Northern California girl is now one of the most sought after videographers in the gay porn industry-she’s shot for COLT, Hot House, Lucas, Studio 2000, Jet Set and, most recently, Black Scorpion. We sat down with her over a plate of French fries to discuss her life of lube.
Their tagline this year is Love! Equality! Pride!, but we’re guessing it’s going to be something more like Vodka! Cheap Hookups! Vodka! with a spoonful of Olivia Newton John and a dash of GHB. Yes, it’s Pride weekend in the City of Angels
and NakedSword’s Get Off On Us Street Team (in association with Falcon
Studios and Fleshjack) is going to be there at all the big events
handing out free shit and letting you (yes you, dear reader) grope the
models. After the jump, the full sched.
‘Tis the season for getting buck-naked and thrashing around in a pool pretending to be sodomized by foam noodles (or actually getting sodomized for real, publicly, at Rentboy parties in Palm Springs). In the spirit of summertime, RandyBlue.com‘s Reese Rideout, Xander Scott, and Brent Diggs took a ride to Sacramento to attend a pool party meet-and-greet with fans, followed by a raunchy night of go-go dancing with Falcon-exclusive TJ Hawke. Our favorite giant-haired roaster, The Lady Bunny, was also in attendance to ensure nonstop Memorial Day lewdness, and Starrfucker was on hand to capture it all for his Flickr account. Below, check out all the beach balls, butt cheeks, and bar dancing you’ll ever need to begin a truly blazing summer.
Could boxing be the newest gay fetish? And, if so, what does it say about the direction of gay culture? A few years ago, soccer and rugby were both consumer obsessions and prime fetish material with David Beckham’s hair and bulges flopping across fields. But suddenly, it seems, everyone-from amateur personals sites (link NSFW) to major porn studios-is throwing punches.
Here are the answers… we hope you’re as surprised/disturbed as we were.
What happens when you get seven exclusives from seven different studios together in the same room? A good deal of penis touching, it seems. The boys came together as part of a boxing themed photo shoot for NakedSword by Greg Thompson whose extensive work with Chi Chi LaRue and other studios has provided more than a few scandalous coffee-table books.
Jett Blakk, noted porn director, homosexualist and repeated referencer of Perry Mason, is running a porn contest this weekend with a case of Valtrex as the prize. We kid — it’s a copy of his new release for Falcon, Overtime. The film buff and man-ogler has named the characters in Overtime after one of his favorite movies. The first guy that correctly identifies them wins a signed copy of the new DVD.
Thirty-six hours after the awards are over and we’re still feeling a bit woozy and like it’s the day after Christmas. Evidently, we’re not the only ones. While GRUNTS directors Ben Leon and Chris Ward seem to be in good spirits and Channel 1 helmer Chi Chi LaRue seems pleased with the accolades that Link: The Evolution garnered, others have less rosy feelings about the awards.
Leading the charge, Michael Lucas announced that GayVN’s inexplicable refusal to grant Gigolo a single award is a “mystery” the bottom of which he will not rest until he gets to:
We’ve always found the annual Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas a charming mix of perverts and penis-shaped lollipops. Where else can you see Jenna Jameson on a pedestal signing autographs, detachable penises on headless torsos and bald men fingering silicone vaginas with bad merkins? It’s always been a straight-heavy show, but in recent years the gay section has gone from ghetto to, well, practically gone. And Factory Videos owner Scott Morris fired back at AVN this week in an open letter to the industry, claiming that
Looks like the Fort Lauderdale set of Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild was hotter than we originally imagined. At the last minute, Falcon’s monogamous exclusives Aden and Jordan Jaric joined the formidable cast, which already included Brent Corrigan and Michael Lucas. Playing the Vanna Whites to RuPaul and the Lady Bunny’s combined Pat Sajak, the studio’s latest It-boys participate in “Gays Gone Wild”-the film’s titular Spring Break-style game show-as presenters.
For the couple, who popped up on the industry’s radar mere nanoseconds ago, the casting marks a serious career jump-start.
This may be the first year that the GayVNs best the Golden Globes in viewership, and we couldn’t be more pleased: not only has our industry’s little fete grown in recent years, the clothes are more exciting. No offense to Valentino Garavani or Domenico Dolce, but porn star fashion — with it’s reliance on mesh, mess and meth — is infinitely more exciting. We’ve got 35 days until we can bring you the new Spring Collection, so until then, here are the nominations …
They say that you should never judge a book by its cover. They’re totally wrong. Bad marketing is always something that should be judged, harshly in our opinion, while awesome covers deserve unmitigated praise, attention, and preference. “Why buy something that will look ugly on your bookshelf?” The same is true in gay porn packaging. With the wealth of outstanding imagery that pornographers have to design graphics around, it’s a marvel that some studios pump out nothing but ugly video boxes. Sifting through the newest additions to NakedSword 4.0, we couldn’t help but be amused by some of the porn boxcovers that we came across and impressed by their sheer artistic value. After the jump, check out some of the prettiest pornos that NS has to offer, and also feel free to check out our follow-up: The Don’ts.