Here’s Who Will Win A Grabby This Weekend
Predictions for the top categories.
How many different “looks” does James Jamesson have? So many! Remember “old school” James Jamesson? The enchanting ginger who used to smoke weed and do mushrooms and write insane blog posts and shoot cum all over his own face? Where is he? I miss him.
Despite adding and removing nominees after voting was closed (I thought nominees were based on fan votes?), ongoing industry grumblings about winners being selected based on advertising dollars spent on the website or in the magazine (although, are people even buying print ads in 2012?), and the failed attempt to garner mainstream buzz after shamelessly nominating Chris Crocker in the …
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Which gay porn stars brought the most search engine traffic to The Sword in 2011? The top 40 famous names are below.
But, someone is conspicuously missing from this PSA.
It’s over a month away, but NextDoorBuddies is teasing their new exclusive Brody Wilder and his scene with James Jamesson and Brandon Lewis, due out November 3rd. And tease they should–he’s hot! Luckily, you don’t have to wait a month to see Brody in action, because before he was Brody, he worked under two different aliases on two different websites. …
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But not in some sort of boring, countdown-y way, like “Cody Cummings is #15 and Austin Wilde is #1.” Instead, I’ve separated them into three groups: Fuck, Marry, and Kill.
After guessing wrong and wronger at the GayVNs and the Cybersockets, why not go three-for-three and fail at making another round of gay porn predictions for the Grabbys? Here then, the second in The Sword’s three part series on Grabbys predictions, all leading up to the show on May 28th in Chicago.
Whenever a list is made, there are bound to be omissions. But, people love lists! And people love cocks! Here then is The Sword’s completely subjective list of the top ten prettiest penises in gay porn currently being inserted into assholes.
Yesterday, someone asked me, “What the fuck are the JRL Awards?” And I was all, “Uhhhh…”

Nominees include, well, everyone. Almost.
I was too busy putting cats down at the animal shelter to attend the 10th Annual Cybersocket Awards, but luckily there’s no shortage of pictures. Here are all my favorites.
Porn stars convened on the Manhunt mansion in Palm Springs last weekend to lick each other like stray cats.
A crusty handful of tight-bodied porn stars journeyed deep into the desert last weekend for a flesh-fest called PornoPalooza. I’m awarding “Best in Show” to Austin Wilde, “Most Smiley” to Ryan Raz and “Most Creative Penis Cloak” to Tommy Defendi.
It’s a topsy-turvy world when pro-am sites like Randy Blue decide to get into the full-on, scenes-and-b-roll production business, but they’re about to do it again.
Like a once-in-a-lifetime confluence of astronomical events, the International Mr. Leather Expo is happening in Chicago this weekend AT THE SAME TIME as the infamous Grabby Awards. The Sword will be covering the weekend live-blog style, in association with Fleshbot. After the jump, a refresher (in case you missed them the first time) on this year’s Grabby nominees.
Thanks to a few well-placed handjobs and a bottle of Kahlua, we’ve weaseled our way into Grabby headquarters and stolen the list of nominees that’s scheduled to be published tomorrow. We started to tally the studio with the most noms, the movie with the most noms and the studio with the most movies and, well, wait… what were we saying? Sorry, we totally fell asleep. It doesn’t really matter since there’s enough noms here for each studio to spin, Bush-style, an edge up on the competition. By noon tomorrow, everyone will be in the lead.
This may be the first year that the GayVNs best the Golden Globes in viewership, and we couldn’t be more pleased: not only has our industry’s little fete grown in recent years, the clothes are more exciting. No offense to Valentino Garavani or Domenico Dolce, but porn star fashion — with it’s reliance on mesh, mess and meth — is infinitely more exciting. We’ve got 35 days until we can bring you the new Spring Collection, so until then, here are the nominations …